Erica Goldman

Tonight was the inevitable night when my kid stuck a crayon into her nose and declared, “I’m doing a Covid test!”

My kid just looked at my calzone and said, “that’s a pizza burrito!” and you know, she’s not wrong

the way saying and/or out loud should really be “and or or”

I’ve determined my memoir is going to be titled _Weirdly Popular for a Misanthrope_

The birds flying around inside the airport are really a mood

When you’re waiting at the luggage carousel and see a bag that looks like yours and think, ooh, getting closer

Global Entry is the BEST

The things a taxi driver in Israel will do on their phone while at a red light include… literally anything you can do on your phone, like watching a boxing match.

“Erica?” Ok it happened, I feel much better now thankssssss

I’ve been in Israel 36 hours and I haven’t bumped into a single random person on the street that I know? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

Why am I just now noticing it’s not Snow White and the Seven *Dwarves*??

My kid knows “righty tightl; lefty loosey.” I am weirdly proud of this accomplishment.

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My best work yet

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Could it be that having three cats is more expensive than a child? Maybe.

Kickball team is the new improv class

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Arepa vendor just said to me, “it’s street fair season!” and I could not be happier

Next week, Ron DeSantis is going to make it illegal to teach what happened in Tennessee this week.