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MarryFaguire

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A parody of a parody. Confused whether better as a fridge or a microwave

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Speaking of Harry Kane! How come spurs never sunk to the depths they have now with him yet carrying united Bruno has taken united to their absolute worst? Kane took spurs to a CL final. Bruno can't even take united out of a CL group stage That's why he's at bayern
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑@YesItsBash

Football is cruel, sometimes the kind of team mates you have is the difference between your greatness and your failure. If Harry Kane didn’t move to Bayern, they’d have considered him a failure due to lack of trophies even tho he’s one of the best striker in this generation.

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Bro I didn't even research Udinese with and without Bruno 😂 As pep said - there are players without stats who make the team play better And this guy is without question the opposite He gets stats but makes every team he joins worse
RL@RL_Comps

He is spot on btw - Sporting sold him and immediately won back‑to‑back titles. - Udinese had three straight top‑five finishes going into 2012/13. After signing Bruno their league positions collapse to 13th, 16th & 17th. - United became a banter club after signing him Born loser

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I got to live a hedonist life. Got more women than anybody I know which, given how much time I spend writing diatribes on twitter, is no one so technically correct I have a face not even a mother can love and talk like a chipmunk but please believe me
💟Ole IS Right, Esq.@Ole_is_right

Shit like this is so funny to me, because I got to live a full ass hedonist life— more drugs, women, and alcohol than basically anybody I know— while earning more degrees and money than these peons can fucking imagine. And the worst thing this loser can say about me, is that I got sober. Jesus Christ, it must suck trying to talk shit when you have so little to work with.

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Try that shit with me cocksucker!! People like you work for people like me You're my fucking peon. Sits all day with one of tbe ugliest faces imaginable, writing diatribes no lawyer I HIRED would ever have the time to write and expects us to believe he's some suave playboy
💟Ole IS Right, Esq.@Ole_is_right

Shit like this is so funny to me, because I got to live a full ass hedonist life— more drugs, women, and alcohol than basically anybody I know— while earning more degrees and money than these peons can fucking imagine. And the worst thing this loser can say about me, is that I got sober. Jesus Christ, it must suck trying to talk shit when you have so little to work with.

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Mourinho gives a football eritage speech spellling out the blueprint for why city is successful while united isnt - branded toxic Ronaldo goes on tv to call out the owners and the rotting standards - forced out But everythings great Ole, Bruno, Maguire, Shaw? They get the club
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Translated : Bruno is part of the scratch my back I'll scratch yours club where team mates don't hold each other accountable which is why winners leave the club early while serial losers stay for years, enjoying no expectations and massive paychecks

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Translated : Bruno is part of the scratch my back I'll scratch yours club where team mates don't hold each other accountable which is why winners leave the club early while serial losers stay for years, enjoying no expectations and massive paychecks
ToTo 𝕏@UTDkingsley

roy keane can’t stand Bruno’s personality as a captain cos he is the opposite of everything he was lmao Bruno will never throw his teammates under the bus to the press , doesn’t cost his team with numerous red cards + actually has respect for his opponents instead of picking unnecessary fights with them & no beefs with his coaches/managers 💀

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When's the parade? I mean kdb and Henry didn't act like Bruno when they hit their numbers but then again, they had far bigger ambitions and achieved them Bruno and his fans have been acting like this is akin to a champions league So when's the parade?
Noush 🧠 | MUFC@NoushardMUFC

I’m watching people try to justify Roy Keane constantly going after Bruno Fernandes and it’s embarrassing. Bruno just broke the all-time Premier League assist record. A record built over decades. Past countless world-class players. And Keane’s response is that Bruno “shouldn’t celebrate it”? Why not? He’s the record holder now. That deserves respect. That deserves celebration. Keane won 17 trophies here. Nobody denies that. He was a great captain. But there’s also a reason Ferguson kicked him out of the club. Bad behaviour. Toxic attitude. Constant negativity. You cannot keep disrespecting the current Manchester United captain and expect fans to stay quiet. We support Manchester United first. Not ex-players living off old medals and podcast clips. This is Bruno’s era. And we will back him. And at this point, I genuinely wouldn’t even be surprised if one day Keane and some of the Class of ’92 sit on their podcasts and start tearing into Ferguson too after he’s gone. Because negativity is the business now. That’s what gets attention. That’s what gets clicks. A lot of these “legends” have turned tearing the club down into a career. Every week it’s outrage, criticism and drama because it pays. Fine. Respect the hustle. But fans are allowed to call them out too. Being a club legend does not make you untouchable. And yes, legends can still be scumbags. Roy Keane is a scumbag.

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Bruno Fernandes just admitted that the only club interested in him before Manchester united was Tottenham He was 24 then! Currently he said he turned down lots of money to move to Al Hilal Top reds are so desperate to believe this failed footballer is a generational player
☈ッ@TheFergusonWay

We constantly keep telling you that you are all unnecessarily hating on the wrong guy but you people never listen. He is the kind of player every single manager, team-mate and club would love to have in their team but would hate it if he was playing for an opposition team.

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Imagine defending a player who was doing this 3 days after captaining the club to the most humiliating defeat in its history vs their biggest rivals Keane would have half the team sporting black eyes As I said, Bruno Fernandes does not care about team glory. Only his own
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Adam Fahmi@AdamManred

The spell that Bruno has over this fanbase needs to be studied. Should’ve gone into politics with that ability to sway masses in his favor. Quite impressive. He has people beefing Roy Keane to defend him 😂

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@QuadriOPE18 Have saka or Salah, whose achieved a million times more than Bruno will, ever parade their dead rubber achievements the way this 32 year old useless sack of shit is? Salahs also put 12 goals past Bruno in 2 games where Bruno was the worst player on the pitch What you comparing
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The whole thing with Keane's post just feels exhausting. Bruno Fernandes has just won PL Player of the Season, and broke the single-season assist record with 21, surpassing Henry and De Bruyne. He's been the one consistent performer in a team that's been all over the place. Then he does an interview this morning where he says, "WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS WHEN PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THINGS, AND IN THIS CASE, WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ROY KEANE, BASICALLY, WHAT HE SAID IS A LIE." Then Keane responds with a donkey meme. That's not critique, that's public antagonism. The bigger issue isn't whether Bruno should be held accountable. It's the pattern. You never see Liverpool legends dropping cryptic insults about Salah or Isak on Instagram. You don't see Arsenal ex-players calling Saka or Odegaard a "donkey" the morning after a good game. Chelsea legends like Terry or Drogba stay quiet or supportive while the current squad is still dropping unacceptable results. At United, our own former captains are often the loudest, most personal critics of our current players, and they do it publicly. That creates a circus the other Big 6 clubs don't have to manage. Bruno isn't asking for blind praise. He called out what he believes was a lie from Keane, and he's earned the right to speak because he's actually delivered on the pitch. Posting a meme instead just undermines the player who's carrying the team and hands rival fans the exact narrative we should be trying to shut down. Support the captain while he's wearing the armband.
Manchester United Forever@UtdForever7

🚨📲 Roy Keane via Instagram after Bruno Fernandes interview this morning… 👀

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@CharZiyanah Lions are the kings of the jungle and people pay good money to go watch them in the wild No one pays to go watch a donkey Toodles now!!
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Roy Keane attacked with lies and Bruno Fernandes defended with the truth. Keane calling Bruno a donkey on social media stinks of immaturity but best of all, is ill thought out. There’s a reason farmers use donkeys to guard their flock and not lions! Lions would eat the sheep. They prey on the weak and vulnerable, using their power and size to hunt their prey. Donkeys are calm BUT will guard and protect when they need to. Perhaps braver than a lion in that despite not being physically intimidating, they stand up to coyotes and wolves to protect themselves and the flock. They are loyal and dependable and are known to stay with the injured, protect their children and wait for their people. Lastly, donkeys are known to be intelligent and self-aware. So in many senses, they share the great qualities of our Portuguese magnífico: Calm but brave, faithful, protective and clever.
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