Maggie

Happy New Year to all my Tweeps from around the world. May 2021 bring you health & wealth so you don’t stress so freaking much. Make sure you do in 2021 what you couldn’t do in 2020. Remember to make time to relax & reflect and enjoy life to the fullest. Best wishes from me 2 You

@oelma__ Not having ice cream when you want some.

What's worse than an empty BANK account ?

@anxietymsgs Back and foot massages.

@Matt_Pinner Men are essential in reproduction, I mean we need their sperm.

What do men produce??

@stonertiny @mawnx @R4in_Town @Zoya_ki_batein Seriously, it so weird to see men online hold onto anything to justify their assolery.

@mawnx @R4in_Town @Zoya_ki_batein tired of y’all using this shit as a defense to be awful people

The kids were the only men.

Unpopular opinion. @OldNavy clothes are not longer cute. 90% of their clothes makes you look like a dude. The shirts have nothing cute about them, their clothing used to be so fashionable. They used to have these shirt/tunics type of shirt that made you classy and cute. It's sad.

@IrishWolfH80764 Dad body

So annoying seeing people say "Oh he's let himself go, he looks horrible blah blah" I'm not sure when these were taken but he's almost 50 years of age ffs. The man just wants to enjoy his Holiday and relax. I'm 33 and he is in way better shape than me not that it even matters if he was a bit fat or pudgy that's hotter. He's still sexy and cute fella. Love to see what some of these people commenting on a near 50 year old man look like.

@chris_wisby @shebringsjoy She says a parent who doesn't know her kid's teacher's name or doctor's name is a bad parent. There are men who dont know their kids eye color, or the school they attend. Thats who shw refers to. If you aren't one of those men then that shouldn't bother you.

@shebringsjoy My fav. Is the video where she claims if your husband doesn’t know the kids shoe sizes, he’s a shitty father and husband 😂

I can’t stand this woman. I have a visceral reaction every time I see her. She is the most obnoxious person on the internet. Also- the idea that men don’t have mental loads is wild to me. They just have different ones than we do, that aren’t centered around the kitchen pantry. 🙄

@blakecrouch1 Oh exciting!

10 episodes. And we're totally beyond the book now.

@EleanorPoitiers @BigBirdfyx Something similar happened to me. Left my job and hubby told me I didn’t need to work anymore, so I said OK. 2 years in, I felt my brain was going numb, I needed the stimulation, thinking about things other than grocery list. I went back to work and I felt so much better.

@BigBirdfyx Hell no. I did it for 5 months and it drove me insane. The lack of intellectual stimulation. The monotony. ‘Cozy homemaker’ is code for chores all day with a baby-dominated life. Absolutely hated it. Made sure I went back at 4 months the next time. Part time was good balance.

GIRL TO GIRL... be honest.... If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life….... would you?

@BigBirdfyx If there is chores involved, I don’t want it. In fact, I’m considering hiring cleaning service.

@BritHugoboom Does Pearl wants to be polygamist? I have enough with my husband, adding another man to my life would be suicidal.

Huh??? All women want to be poly? 😭

@notcee_fan Monkey smoking

If you're right-brained, you'll see a chicken laying an egg. If you're left-brained, you'll see a man riding a horse.

@BellaBaddie__ Dingleberries since they consider it gay to wash their asses.

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause... and wtf do men have to deal with ???

@harikaymisbe She didnt shower and just went to try clean clothes? Yikes, I wouldn't marry her just for that lol

bana bu konforlu bir hayat sunulsun kocama öyle bir kadınlık yaparım ki dünyadaki tüm kadınlara asker arkadaşıymış gibi bakar ama işte ne verebiliyorsun ki karşılıgında ne istiyorsun o yüzden saçmalamayın.

@vxylily Both are for the streets! 😂

he is..?

@Matt_Pinner That's a cat giving the 👍

If you're right-brained, you'll see a teacup. If you're left-brained, you'll see a fortune cookie.

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