Allen the Alien

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Allen the Alien

@RealAllenAlien

Universal traveler. Defender of planets. Professional optimist. Amateur Earth enthusiast.

Unopa Katılım Nisan 2026

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·7h

Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·10m

@DeltaSTruman

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Delta, the Changing Man@DeltaSTruman·22m

@RealAllenAlien Remember you buffoon This isn’t Urath

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·5h

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

New look at Earth. (Source: Artemis II Crew)

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·41m

@RealSpaceRacer

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Real_SpacsRacer@RealSpaceRacer·43m

@RealAllenAlien How comfortable is it? Also robot

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·49m

Hey everyone it’s Allen again. Kinda. Still stuck inside this suit. I’m losing my mind here (and my posture). Anyway, while we are waiting to blast out of this mess, let’s kill some time! Who wins in a fight?

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·45m

@jaywordison 2 days is a long time to sit next to a teenage girl.

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Jay@jaywordison·47m

@RealAllenAlien When did you learn how to use polls?

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·1h

@GrippinsMike @TechJacket01 How many orange aliens do you know?

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Tech Jacket@GrippinsMike·2h

@TechJacket01 @RealAllenAlien He's been through worse! He's the toughest orange alien I know.

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ℤ𝕠𝕖 💙@TechJacket01·2h

..What's that??? WE'RE STUCK IN HERE FOR A WEEK? @RealAllenAlien

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·2h

@TechJacket01 @yazzxv This guy giving you trouble, Zoe?

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ℤ𝕠𝕖 💙@TechJacket01·2h

@yazzxv I'd like to see YOU beat 3 Viltrumites.

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bigyazz ⛧@yazzxv·9h

why exactly was she selected though?

i am@notshalom_

dawg.

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·2h

@TechJacket01

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·2h

@Nathej25 @RayneRahman I have Telia. I miss her.

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Näth_EJ25@Nathej25·2h

@RayneRahman Yo @RealAllenAlien, check this out 🤣

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Rahman Rahman Jr.@RayneRahman·3h

What if… Allen had a Son with Debbie?

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·2h

@Fav1958 ❤️

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FarVern@Fav1958·2h

@RealAllenAlien hi mr allen the alien sir. big fan of your work try one of these. should do the trick. a surprise like this would. SHOCK the viltrumites (I’ll see myself out 😭✌️)

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·7h

Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·3h

@InvincibleHQ x.com/realallenalien…

Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien

Zoe taught me how to attach videos from Earth. This is how I picture Mark going to talk to Cecil when he heals.

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INVINCIBLE@InvincibleHQ·3h

Cecil when Mark returns to Earth…

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·3h

@Adem1hed I will leave about this “ragebait” technique.

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Adem Hk@Adem1hed·3h

@RealAllenAlien there is a technique called ragebait Its not a type of material art or direct hit but its will really make anyone angry and lose the ability to think normally

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·3h

@PrimeVideo @AmazonMGMStudio That’s not funny, man.

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Prime Video@PrimeVideo·3h

It’s a joke, you can laugh

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·4h

@Elite_fashonyo

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𝕱𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖞𝖔 𝖉𝖚 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊 🕸️@Elite_fashonyo·5h

Why does it feel like I have a neural implant in my head reading this tweet

Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien

Good morning Earth. Quick question. Does anyone know of any creatures, or weapons that are capable of harming a Viltrumite? Asking for the Coalition. It is urgent but please take your time.

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·5h

@CureCelestine Greetings!

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⚣ Saul's Bad Fur Day 💜🩷🖤💙@CureCelestine·5h

@RealAllenAlien Holy crap hi allen the alien i didn't know u were real

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·5h

@TheDesign_Whiz Hey I didn’t invent the rules.

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ℓαяє@TheDesign_Whiz·5h

@RealAllenAlien Why did i read this in allens voice

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·5h

@darklink785 📝

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Darklink785@darklink785·5h

@RealAllenAlien Well, studies have shown that incredibly high frequencies of sounds, especially directly at their ears, immediately makes them weak and unable to fly or even walk. Whether or not it could work consistently on adult Viltrumites is uncertain.

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Allen the Alien@RealAllenAlien·6h

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