Professional part time cowboy

Just FYI I'm going to post about my dumb dogs a lot, Kalfu is my dumb husky princess, aka the good child. Frøya is a Belgian Malinois and is basically what you'd get if you rubbed a magic lamp and wished a large pipe bomb was a dog.

@defend_dingo Same energy

flat :(

@defend_dingo Convenient censorship

arf? #FursuitFriday

@CertifiedLeggi "Sky colors" to make them less visibly observable, not that it really changes anything since nobody visually engages aircraft in 2026. The enemy knows they're around though, because the mating call of US stealth aircraft is the sound of exploding anti aircraft missile batteries

@CertifiedLeggi I love how everyone got mad because the president said 'you can't even see it', but the point is that the B-2 and F-117 were only black because for reasons unexplained that made them easier to sell to Congress. The 21 raider and our other stealth aircraft are now painted -

Everyone gangsta til the sky starts missing pixels

@defend_dingo while you were busy fixing your jeep and going on dates, I studied the sawzall... I have over four hundred catalytic converters

I... HWAT?!

@defend_dingo @truthseeker4449 Trim your nails FFS

the adventure through downtown

@defend_dingo Climb it

Finished up my cherry blossom vlog!!! too bad my arms aren’t long enough to get enough of me in the frame link below!

@defend_dingo You're fun sized

pov you called me short

@peppercoyote Move north then, half the year our days aren't even 8 hours long!

@RealBryantFox I don’t wanna wear sunscreen!

I don’t wanna make anyone mad but, we’ve already been in the pool this year.

First promo for the animated 'Firefly' series just dropped They need fans to like their post on IG "to convince folks that this is something people want." (via IG | instagram.com/p/DV6Js56jT3F/)

@peppercoyote @CertifiedLeggi Coyote thoughts for sure

@RealBryantFox @CertifiedLeggi Grind it up! salvageable in a taco.

that shit is far past Well Done not even Congratulations that’s a My Condolences cuz they about cremated that shi looks like mfkn treebark lookin like that got damn Mulch they put on playgrounds

@defend_dingo @FurryChi Eat them

it’s cherry blossom day!

I have officially reached "very excited to buy a spiralizer attachment for my kitchenaid mixer" years old.

@SplatFennec @Old_Chains Yeah, and those flowers are nice too.

It’s almost cherry blossom time. Wish I was there this year! They are so beautiful in person Photo by Kippy

"Don't!" All of human society in one word.

@defend_dingo @Old_Chains 😰

me: I need the paws more meaty artist: what

It's Monday, and nobody is particularly happy about it.