Square Peg in a Round Hole 🏆🏆🏆🏆⚓️⚡️

@MENnewsdesk Hope it’s put out soon, I don’t like burnt toast

BREAKING Warburtons bread factory fire LIVE as TV star 'offers to rescue people' from helicopter manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/w…

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@RossPlayle Did anyone tell him he’s not supposed tofill them in, because on current form, he would never know without being told

There is something really quite humbling about the UK political system from this. You wouldn’t catch many world leader doing the same.

@EPLBible Could have been worse, if he’d pulled his hair in the way down it would have been a double red

Should Bruno Fernandes have been sent off here? 🤔 x.com/i/status/20509…

Anybody looking for travel to Wembley for the FA Cup final? 6 seats available on a private 16 seater, leaving from Middleton/Newton Heath £125 a head

@BBCNewsnight @MattChorley “Pass the peas Norma” was the best line the man ever delivered

“The first role of any Government… is to leave something better for the next generation than your generation inherited - this is not done now” Ex-PM Sir John Major says young people are inheriting a “more difficult” and “less favourable world”. #Newsnight

@ukhomeoffice What we need is more youth clubs to stop these right wing nutters being radicalised

The UK's threat level has increased to “severe”. This follows a rising Islamist and Extreme Right Wing terrorist threat, and yesterday's abhorrent antisemitic terrorist attack. People should be vigilant as they go about their daily lives, and report any concerns to the police. Our world-leading police and security services continue to work, day and night, to keep our country safe.

@EssexPR @Politrics1 Has the Mayor been yet ?

Keir Starmer still hasn’t been to Golders Green. He’s in London, literally 15-20 mins away. Coward.

@alexwickham @IainDale Was this story written on McSweeney’s phone?

Breaking: A person who communicated in Russian promised to pay alleged arsonists to light a series of fires targeting Keir Starmer last year, prosecutors said at the start of their trial today. Roman Lavrynovych was “recruited, instructed and promised with payment” by a person using the pseudonym ‘El Money,’ according to Telegram messages shown to the jury. “‘El Money’ communicated in Russian, in contrast to the Ukrainian otherwise used by the defendants,” the lead prosecutor said. “We have only one half of a conversation as the other side has been deleted.”

Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t a very good game, defending is woeful from both sides

Rooney. Effin useless as a manager. Even worse as a pundit, thank goodness for the mute button on my remote

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@prestigecar_rep You can see why Pompey think so highly of them

I see Southampton fans haven’t taken their Wembley loss well. Another Southern fan base with no class. Sad to see tbh

@pinstripedline Interesting that there is no mention here of performance by the dreaded Sea Cat, I only say dreaded as it was that useless it was more dangerous to us than the enemy

In 1983 the Royal Navy conducted a SECRET set of meetings to assess the performance of weapon systems across the Fleet. This is a short thread on internal RN analysis of just how (un)reliable its weapons really were in the aftermath of the Falklands War...

TBF to Southampton, they made yesterday’s game much more interesting than this bore fest

@Neccccy Oh, Odin help us! 🙄🤦‍♀️

@KnightsTempOrg Emily Thornbury’s crash pad ?

Too much or just Right when on the edge of a Muslim area in the UK?

Where the fuck have they found seven fucking minutes from