@RealClimpson …🇦🇺🇺🇸 atheist, opinionated, ⚛️

@Hania16836 All the time 👍

As a man, would you date a woman 10 years younger than you? Please answer honestly. 🤔💬💭

@Neccccy Phewww, lucky I’m right all the time, 🤣

What a blow 😂😂😂😂

@Daisy55oj He is still a slut, but he would be named a stud, so go figure.

What is he??

@cutiieepie6 All the time, if the man cooks, he can make what he likes to eat… the BBQ Grill will be working overtime. 🤣

Be honest!!

@SeansStoryCrnr @washingtonpost 🤣

@RealClimpson @washingtonpost Then explain how farming g and agriculture was able to do as well as it did before daylight savings was even a thought in someones head.

The Republican-led House Energy and Commerce Committee passed the Sunshine Protection Act, which would end the practice of “springing forward” and “falling back” by permanently advancing clocks by one hour. The legislation now heads to the House floor. wapo.st/4wzZ5tA

@WHLeavitt It only takes one to make a change

A teacher took her students on a school trip to a mosque. An Imam taught the children about Islam, showed the girls how to wear burqas, and instructed everyone to kneel for prayer. Only one boy refused to kneel down. Fire this woke teacher? A. Yes B. No

@Black_Glock137 Monty

No words start with M ends with Y

@Elsie_560 Two and Three don’t need to refill

Which one would you choose in a zombie apocalypse???

@Avabelly__ Definitely number two

@Nortoh19 @washingtonpost 🤣

@RealClimpson @washingtonpost It won’t have any effect…my animals don’t care what time my alarm goes off they know when they are supposed to get fed and get very anxious if I’m late. None of my animals do well with time change

@an_7__7_ How would you know this is a girl

ماذا تقول عندما ترى مثل هاذه الفتاة في الشارع ؟!

@Eman_8282 What do kids know, don’t listen.

Do you consider this bacon burnt? My kids said I burnt the bacon 😂😂😂😬

@nuevayyol Red or Blie pill

@Emily_660 Beer

"Don't cheat..😅 What's your answer??

@privratsky54 @washingtonpost 🤣

@RealClimpson @washingtonpost Cows won't give any milk,chickens won't lay eggs because they will be an hour off

@SarahLarchmont Cruella

What am I looking at?

@Rosie_676 Legs

Can you solve this tricky brain teaser?🤔

@ohhanxiety He has everything, what else would he need to enjoy life.

What could be the problem

@Bornakang A budding hoarder

If she asks you to come over and it looks like this what’s your next move?

@otokyo 4pac

Give him a RAP name