Woke Jarkko The Dog

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Woke Jarkko The Dog

@RealCoolGuy45

fighting drugs one by one since 2001

the pit Katılım Şubat 2018

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·25 May

remember to get your daily push-ups on to achieve the very popular "hare build" for summer all the boys and girls are gonna be all over you once they see you break the sound barrier while escaping an evil rock that glanced at you menacingly

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·14h

@funkykongfac it sounds like a song from that Balan Wonderworld game with the strange dance sequences

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Radical Funky Kong Facts@funkykongfac·1d

ok its been long enough i gotta talk about this am I the only one who really didnt like this song. like its fine ig but it feels so incredibly out of place for a donkey kong game, and leagues below Jump Up Superstar & Break Free from odyssey

Kabi@KirPinkFury

When the inevitable Donkey Kong film uses this song for the climax of the story>>>>>>>

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·15h

@Deeofdeath damn the way you said this made me realize that they really should have just played the game and stole the gold back from him

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D@Deeofdeath·17h

@The8bitidiot They knew what they were getting into when they started putting money into fucking pirates gold

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𝟴-𝗕𝗜𝗧™@The8bitidiot·20h

They make this man out to be some kind of hero, but a lot of people paid into the search for the gold, and this man refuses to pay them their shares. He's a thief.

Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

This man chose 11 years in prison over giving up the location of $50M in gold from a 131-year-old shipwreck

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·15h

@BoredFritz I'm ashamed to say it but I often lose on purpose to keep the score even so the person I play with doesn't get frustrated and leave

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Bored_FritzYT@BoredFritz·1d

Then they get upset if you win a couple times 😭😭

Chief ⚔️ ‼️ (Dinosaurs Are Real)@ChiefofIsaac

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·16h

@EiselexMachina my for you page has been full of Spanish, Japanese etc. tweets that I have been happily translating for months now, but funny thing is most of those don't get auto translated it's just the English tweets that I have no issue reading that get the treatment! absurd change

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Vinegar@EiselexMachina·16h

@RealCoolGuy45 You WILL use GROK translate and you WILL enjoy it I'm hoping real hard theres a way to turn that off its already annoying me too

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·16h

WHY IS TWITTER SUDDENLY AUTO TRANSLATING EVERY POST INTO FINNISH I DON'T WANT TO READ THAT SHIT it genuinely just translated the word "mf" into "egg"

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·17h

@EiselexMachina it's frustrating to be a faircel in this advantage takemaxxing world that sucked so much why did I type that, but anyway what you said was definitely extremely true and one of the worst parts of human contact to me

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Vinegar@EiselexMachina·19h

It's wild how people get used to forgiveness Like, if you give someone enough chances they just take that shit as their right plus fuck you for taking so long this time They start treating it like a loading screen like ugh okay I'll stop a few min and pretend to read this tip

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·17h

@gh0ulz_ @AlsoNameConnor I took it to the next level by blocking 2 doors + Barbapapa on top for emotional weight I can't leave my home anymore thanks for the tip

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mathias@gh0ulz_·1d

@AlsoNameConnor @RealCoolGuy45

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Interesting Concepts@AlsoNameConnor·2d

Here’s a little life hack: Put a large cardboard box directly in front of your door in order to slightly inconvenience yourself when entering/leaving

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@PrismaticGaIaxy @DashLilHog I find the idea that you can't craft an interesting narrative out of the Mushroom Kingdom preposterous

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Luna/Hunter@PrismaticGaIaxy·2d

@DashLilHog It's true though the games follow pretty much the same plot every time Someone or something gets kidnapped by Bowser Mario saves everyone and defeats Bowser Repeat for next game That's what happened

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Dash LilHog@DashLilHog·2d

Worlds most beautiful movie visually ever muddled by the worst script of all time

Pianokantart@pianokantart

#mariogalaxymoviespoilers I just noticed, in the scene where Peach’s castle is getting abducted, Mario had to forcibly grab Luigi to stop him from retreating back into the crumbling hallway in a blind panic.

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

I for real thought that it was going to be the gun my father used to kill that stranger back in 1976 lol

Nintendo of America@NintendoAmerica

This egg has a surprise inside! 💚 #MarioTennisFever

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@winterm00n_ this I knew but still there is a huge leap between getting groomed into a right wing grifter and starting a Hitler apologia campaign that even alienates most of the mainstream right wingers it just horrifies me how much he opened the door for people to openly adore Hitler

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NiGHTMARECAST 🇵🇸 🏁 {LP 💔}@winterm00n_·2d

@RealCoolGuy45 @KirayabaOnara Candace owens and nick fuentes took advantage of a mentally disabled man on drugs is what happened

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NiGHTMARECAST 🇵🇸 🏁 {LP 💔}@winterm00n_·3d

Yeah 20 years before he became a nazi lmao this is when he was woke

yzystatus@yzystatus

.@pepsi You had no problem giving him a commercial though🤔

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@KirayabaOnara I'm an very forgiving person when it comes to stuff like outbursts caused by mental illness or a psychotic/manic episode, but the Hitler stuff was so baffling, so extreme in it's effects, that I have a hard time wrapping my head around it and his motivations

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Moonlight@KirayabaOnara·2d

@winterm00n_ @yungsteambot Bros crashout phase didnt start until he broke up with KimK. Before that he was essentially an auteur who could balance controversy. After he just started spiraling.

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@gardenofgag we are all so similar and still most lack the empathy to see it and find the beauty in it every time I see someone moved by art it moves me in tandem, I could never understand getting angry and spiteful over something so human like that

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Wes@gardenofgag·3d

but if this was a girl reacting to taylor swift or a gay reacting to lady gaga the quotes would've been full of homophobia and misogyny.

Frank Magana@FrankMagana15

A fan was visibly emotional while watching Ye perform at SoFi last night

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@NoraGirl19 oh they deleted it never mind then I guess

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@NoraGirl19 @robertjoneson @CocoaFox023 it was very popular to shit on this movie and the actors even if a you hadn't seen it cause of it's cultural relevance I get what they mean but also I find it hard to believe that a fanbase as big as Star Wars wouldn't have an extremely toxic side who got a kick out of bullying

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🍉LoZza🍉@CocoaFox023·3d

Didn't y'all harass a black actor and a child actor over this film?

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp1978

Before the dark times. Before the Empire (Disney).

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·2d

@DESI0RE this works cause of the simple fact that we all used to be children

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𝐚 𝐫𝐬 𝟎𝐧@DESI0RE·3d

People without children CAN in fact offer people with children parenting advice....

𝓚𝓷𝓸𝔁@wyaknoxx

What opinion would you defend until your last breath? 🤔

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·3d

gonna give a cringe answer, it was LSD

Stormi@Stormi_luv

who saved you when you were at your lowest?

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·3d

@BoredFritz beautifully said brother they do be bouncing

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Bored_FritzYT@BoredFritz·3d

Genuinely how much more fan service can you get when you got boobs bouncing at a velocity not even possible with half a nipple out and talking in a voice that basically jerks you off itself???

Johann@LookAtMyMeat1

"Male vtubers should do fanservice too" Gonna have to start moving like this then to compete with some of the big names

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·3d

oh god damn I got the Israel brothers on my shelf! editors note: I don't actually know if Sphongle are a zionist band but for some reason most psychedelic edm bands are how the fuck can Israel be the worlds largest psychedelic users and still be xenophobic shit don't make sense

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·3d

@Jimmy101jr I was just testing my luck considering that it's a blue checkmark account but yeah even if you personally don't vibe with Andor (I stopped after 5th episode but might go back to it) you can't deny that it's a fantastic spectacle of a show on an objective level

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⚡Jayhiko⚡@Jimmy101jr·3d

@RealCoolGuy45 @DigitalDrifter Don't bother. You can't help shit opinions

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Doktor Ross Sewage MD@sewage666·3d

people trynna compare this prequel to later star wars stuff by showing this one scene over and over when 75% of the movie is just jar jar binks tripping over his own nuts

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp1978

Before the dark times. Before the Empire (Disney).

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Woke Jarkko The Dog@RealCoolGuy45·3d

was listening to an album that I really liked and then I walked past my CD shelf and realized that I own that bitch one of the best feelings no joke

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@funkykongfac @Deeofdeath @The8bitidiot @BoredFritz @EiselexMachina @gh0ulz_ @AlsoNameConnor @PrismaticGaIaxy