Dankdoodle

It's back. Replayz Locker Bundle 👑 Here to announce my Locker Bundle: Gummy Fishstick, Tree Splitter, Coral Cruiser, Crabby & Glitter Blast Wrap. I don't deserve my 2nd Locker Bundle but please use Code 'Replayz' if you purchase anything <3 #EpicPartner @Fortnite

@Killdeerrr Get it now at an EXPLOSIVE discount

wonderful email to open my phone too

@RealMahxo Damn, twitch breaking my stream streak

Welp seems like Twitch is broken for eveyone lmao

@ReplayzTweets Hey, I heard you could use some graphics. DM me so I can show you my portfolio

@reecesyy Wdym, that’s obviously a 2XL

Armenia have gotta be trolling with these cup sizes 😭 what the fuck is this supposed to be

As a man who absolutely loves spice, the worlds hottest gummy bear is on a different level godamn

Sidemen charity match watchparty? twitch.tv/dankdoodle

@reecesyy Nah I rate it bro, you know my ass is gonna be there as much as possible

@RealDankDoodle Why not ay. Might aswell give it a go

Travelling this summer: Armenia Georgia Uzbekistan Jordan Morocco Jamaica Anybody got any tips for any lmk (especially if you are local) Gonna ACTUALLY stream in them too

Rare dankdoodle video has appeared Poppy playtime chapter 1 youtu.be/mcq-CrquBls

We’re halfway there

@Killdeerrr Soooo next time i come down this is what we’re doing right?

who wanna meet up and bring like two loaves of bread and like a block of cheese and some kimchi and make toasties outside and eat them and do shit saw this on a video and decided thats some real peak Hanging out

@reecesyy I need one

Never know what to tweet anymore so here’s a photo of a turtle hatchling I took in Sri Lanka

@runiicctv @isaac_why Wait wtf, my computer isnt even on

It has been exactly 48 hours since DankDoodle joined this vc and he has not left... @isaac_why get him in next years last to leave 🙏

@Killdeerrr I mean, i know you dont, but even if you did youre a full grown adult. Not really her decision whether you drink it or not

my mom thinks i secretly drink alcohol in my room because i dont seem to react to alcohol like she does

@Killdeerrr Yeah that tracks

i want you all to know i liked this tweet

@reecesyy Yeah thats actually mad

@RealDankDoodle Bro is casually in Swansea

Caught the lovely man. Thanks for the picture @chrismd10 . Thank you for your time boss🫡

@br0k3n__m4n @MrRoflWaffles Most ragebait thing I’ve heard

@MrRoflWaffles You don't like anything

current initial impresions of citadelle des morts from the marketing - let me know your thoughts in the replies! good: - gameplay overall looks FIREEEEEEE - really like the design of the swords, the hilts especially look really cool - narrower map layout is much needed in this game, excited to see how it feels - map aesthetic SLAPS. aura to the max, love it - story is genuinely really intriguing atm - glad they didn't reveal the boss in the trailer - happy that the map soundtrack is dropping 24 hours after its launch, the audio team deserve their flowers this year and easier access to their songs is a huge W - intrigued by the possibilities that the Sentinel Artifact IS the Holy Grail; some cool real world tie-in potential which we haven't had in zombies for a long time - the links to Chaos continue to get more interesting - Strauss being an exfil pilot is going to be so fun when he's bickering with Raptor-1, I can just tell the voicelines here are going to cook haha - Zombies tutorial mode might help bring some new players in so that's good I guess. Would like them to share data on whether or not this is successful! bad: - disappointed to hear that the doppelghast has a ranged attack. tired of this repetitive approach to enemy design - disappointed the doppelghast looks so similar to the amalgam tbh - why is the Amalgam back in the map? they're just annoying bullet sponges I'm ngl, and it would have been much cooler if they were Terminus-only and this map was Doppel-only - I detest this marketing approach man, it's so bad and feels phoned-in. the blogpost format just sucks; why are they telling us the whole history of the castle in a blogpost when it should be IN THE MAP!?!?! yes it's progress that they didn't spoil the final boss, but that should be OBVIOUS - and they're still making the unforced error of telling us loads of stuff in the blog that doesn't build hype but actually just takes away from it because it doesn't feel like zombies when they just tell us the story like we can't figure it out for ourselves. At the very least, if you must spoil it in advance, do it in the trailer, not in the damn blog!! Will make a dedicated video about this bc it really frustrates me

@reecesyy fuck it why not

Im thinking of running it back and doing this again this year. 72 hours no sleep, fortnite and raising money for homeless children and christmas. thoughts??