Dr. Michael Oxlong, MD

@BlaqKobra Except for the wr butterfingers

Gameplay wise, CFB27 is the best football game I've played in 18 years.

@ATLHawks For what nigga? Thanks for what? Being the worst #1 pick in years? Lmaooo fuck Zacch

Thank you, Zacch! ❤️

@ButtSmokey @s1nicki It's a great game lol.

@RealDocOx @s1nicki Yes critic reviews are so important and always reflect reality

ever since this game released it was just constantly criticized but all of a sudden a movie comes out and now it’s the greatest game of all time??? 😭

@s1nicki Okay fagit

@RealDocOx u have an ai pfp stfu

@MillsTwitch I have an rb that's objectively worse in every way on paper to my starter but that mf comes in and is always a lightning rod for my team. It's astounding.

When it comes to recruiting in CFB 27, I'm tired of hearing about what speed this archetype is, and what dev trait your 2 star gets. Sometimes - you put an MFer on the field and you let his heart lead your team. THAT'S football. Heart > Spreadsheet.

@gorgeous4ew Obstructive sleep apnea, dude will die in his sleep if not helped

امرأة برازيلية تُدعى شيلا أخبرت صديقاتها أن زوجها برونو يشخر بطريقة غريبة، وكأنه ممسوس. وعندما أردن رؤية ذلك، أرسلت لهن هذا الفيديو، حتى الكلب بدا عليه الترقب والذعر.

@HCm00ncow Games incredible

Mfs larping as Assassins Creed Odyssey enjoyers now

@xondeyaa @sammycore333 Misconceptions? What a troon comment.

@sammycore333 denying a group's identity is never a good thing but god i wish other transphobes were like this this person feels like someone who genuinely sees us as humans and respects us but has misconceptions. i'd genuinely sit down and have civil discussions with people like this

what world am i living in

@Tibug Her boob job looked bad, tits were wider than a semi truck

Kenzie reveals she got breast implants before going on Love Island and says she didn’t get bangs for the show. “I just got it because I was changing up my look. And when you’re in clinicals, you have to have your hair all the way pulled back, so I was never allowed to have, like, hair pieces” “I was like, ‘What else am I going to do with the break?’ And I’m like, ‘I’ve always wanted tits, so I’m going to buy boobs!’ And that’s what I did with my time off” “So when I came back to nursing school, they were like, ‘Who is this?!’” “It was not for the show or anything. It was just because, you know, growing up you’re like, ‘What do you want? You want boobs as a woman.’ I wanted to feel like a woman” “I got like 400 cc. I was like, ‘I’m showing up, showing out. Give me those, baby’” “And the dresses… I’m like, ‘Give me any cut-out shit. Give it to me’”

@TheCinesthetic Leftovers, Barry, Succession

Besides The Wire, The Sopranos, and Game of Thrones, what’s an HBO series everyone needs to watch?

@EpicNNG That game is a fucking masterpiece. It's the ultimate ubisoft rpg. Every game since has been too bloated

I'm convinced I will never beat Assassin's Creed: Odyssey This game is huge. You all told me it was big, but this is a lot to handle I'm genuinely dumbfounded at how they made a game this large it's overwhelming.

@emmitonair Dante Hall, next question

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, or Brian Mitchell isn’t available: name a great NFL Kick Returner.

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

@zach_barnett Funny thing is 25 is better than both

I’ve played enough: The gameplay on EA CFB 27 is a downgrade from 26.

@JudyAshxx @NebsGoodTakes Well he got shot in the neck so if he was aware I'd say he prob felt fear

@NebsGoodTakes Whatever your opinion of him was, I hope his last moments weren't filled with fear, We argue about politics every day, but nobody should become desensitized to violence

was charlie kirk aware of what happened for like 10 seconds or did he lose consciousness instantly

@bigcontentguy It still will lol

am i the only one who likes when it gets darker earlier in the winter

@iJoebruin Seems like the whole "just tap the button for the regular catch ratings" thing doesn't work. My guys drop so much yellow wide open catches from tapping.

There are no additional outcomes that are a positive as a result of Timing Based Catching except for Green Timing and INT, and yet it’s still completely RNG if you get the correct animation TBC = Uncovered Drops (Yellow Catches or No Meter) More Dropped INTs (Yellow or No Meter or CPU drops) More Contested Catches in Double & Triple Coverage Biggest problem in Competitive Football Games for the past 5 years has been not punishing bad decision making from the Offense Bet, let’s add a SKILLESS (Timing a meter is not a skill) mechanic that rewards the offense even more for terrible reads

Timing Based Catching is the WORST addition to competitive football video games of all time

@Feefyou @OrevaZSN Use an iron everytime i travel lol

@OrevaZSN Same with the iron, like WTF, let's go to the Fax machine business centre next.

I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I've never needed ice whilst staying at one, yet every hotel tells you where the ice machine is. Then I see people filling those little buckets. What are you all doing with the ice? Am I missing something?

@ChuddingEV This is why you don't use a bookie

Shoutout my bookie for not paying me on Holloway ML