Dragonguy

Being dragonborn is cool, but being kind is cooler :)

Been working at a marketing firm in Anvil. We have NO idea how to turn 4E 201 into novelty glasses.

My ex wife continues to dodge her duties as a parent

Merry Life Day or Saturnalia or whatever we're calling it now

They're rebooting me bc I keep slinging crack and brainrot

Went to Dragonsreach for some real estate and Balgruuf had a boner

Selling 10 weight of moon sugar for only 80 gold. Hmu for details.

I know because I sell him crack.

Balgruuf is a crack whore.

@squeebleglop Me. And also that isn't very nice. See my pinned tweet for details

@RealDovahman i wonder who came up with the joke originally, FAGON GAY

im strokin my shit rn i got netch jelly on my shit rn im horny im a freak

Tulius vs Ulfric butass naked, lathered in dwemer oil twerkin it on High Hrothgar. Who's winning?

Lydia wont stop huffing jenkem

im strokin my shit rn i got netch jelly on my shit rn im horny im a freak

@squeebleglop Ulfric

@RealDovahman thats a good one, who came up with it?

altmer named misogynwe

Skyrim Remastered when?

Top 3 worst places to live 3. Coldharbor 2. Falkreath 1. Bravil

@Da_Wheel_Turns Wheel of cheese son, I'm hungry.

wheel of cheese son or loaf of bread daughter

I like my cheese by the wheel :)

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