Erik Scott

Good news for landlords, now every building is “Pre War”

If Accountants used “Girl Math” #girlmath #sketchcomedy

Erik Scott grew up in a fireworks warehouse deep in the cornfields of the American Midwest and now resides in New York City. He's still not sure if buildings should be that tall. Just a small-town boy following his dreams in the big city. 📍@TheFreeFringe Legends #TweetTheMedia

Inside ever man there exists two wolves

I bet my therapist can beat up your therapist

“Don’t worry, MJ will never know.”

I will never pay for all of my items at the self checkout, If I’m going to work I’m taking the company discount

My favorite articles are fashion journalists trying to make sense of celebrity choices. Every GQ article is like, "This week Jonah Hill makes the case for roller blades and silly bands".

Ok wtf?!

Picking up dudes at the Scientology center is called Tom Cruisin

If I was a urologist I’d call myself a “Private’s Detective”

Don’t mind me, just gonna be angry all day that I’m not on a comedy festival I didn’t submit to

I bet Narcissus would love how often we use his name

I’ve been smoking more because walking just got too damn easy

A guy on tik tok saw my standup and told me not to quit my day job. Joke’s on you buddy, I have THREE DAY JOBS. Having one day job will be making it for me.

Wait till the find out about adults

Just saw the new Michael Bay movie “Ambulance”

Will Smith just showed that it’s better to have half the world mad at you than one woman you live with

I’m a huge enthusiast of the lobster from Little Mermaid, call me a Sebastian Stan

I want to get to the level in comedy just before you have to pretend to like MMA