@TookTimbo It’s Wednesday, you know what that means for Took! (He’s the one in the front)
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The Real Eva Varner (Fan Account)
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The Real Eva Varner (Fan Account)
@RealEvaVarner
The only REAL EVA VARNER that EVER Eva Varnered. Not that guy Real1. He is some other guy, not EVA VARNER.
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@TookTimbo Took Presents: AEW Whack Off Fest episode 714
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@BackupHangman I don’t fw these smarky back biting feuds. I can however say that Ibou is a self absorbed dork who seeks nothing but attention and validation from a scripted fake sport known by 1% of 1% of the world viewership. Carry on, windbag.
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Get a grip. I’m a grown man with multiple jobs and bills to pay, why would I coordinate an attack on Jon Moxley, a wrestler that I actively like as a talent. I just don’t love the direction of his current story with Will Ospreay. He’s historically had a wrestling mind/instincts that are hit or miss for me, and as an opinionated person I’ve both praised what I’ve loved from Jon as a storyteller and criticized his shortcomings when they show themselves.
That’s how this works.
KENJPW@busaikukneed
More like Ibou and his friends have been running a targeted anti Moxley campaign within the last few days to make it seem like it. No one had any problems just a week ago, it's a very astroturfed agenda.
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@Emoney1937 They can give 1000% but it won’t lead to improvement as a whole until Tony Gives the book to someone who knows what they are doing.
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I'm going to say something:
If you look real close and are paying attention Tony Khan is rewarding everyone who has hung in there who should have won earlier than they did but they came to work, did good business and now they are champions, have contracts or moved to the main roster.
It's nice to see work ethic, perseverance and consistent effort rewarded. It's beautiful to see people giving 100% bc they want the product to be successful.
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@Incredible_MRD @hopeformee Yes, this is true. It’s also hard enough to come up with many positive things for WWE off the jump. AEW sickos are pathologically online seemingly waiting for some reason to attack ANY opposing positions.
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@RealEvaVarner @hopeformee As an every week Raw/Dynamite watcher, can confirm that saying even something slightly positive about WWE gets met with pretentiousness and disparagement.
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Im not falling for the sudden "AEW fans are toxic" bs thats going around lol maybe others have a different experience than me but I find everyone has been very nice since the begining. Also been respectful of my opinions. AEW fans are super knowledgeable and funny. Sickos rule 😝
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@TBHX21 Fair play. Now I, Eva Varner, The Duke of Incel Lonliness will raise my Faygo Cherry Pop and ham and cheese pocket in salute to you good sir. Huzzah.
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@TBHX21 Here’s some hot pockets, go back in the really small bottom floor rumpus room Cecil. Ok, we can tell you are upset. Show us on this TK doll where they hurt you.
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IF YOU DONT LIKE AEW FINE, BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY DONT SUCK TRIPLE H ASS EVERY WEEK. I AM HARDLY EVER NEGATIVE ON HERE. SO KINDLY FUCK OFF. ENJOY YOUR HEARTLESS ENTERTAINMENT.
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@Noahgilberto19 AEW proves AEW sickos are truly indeed mentally retarded. Film at 11…
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One of the greatest AEW champions of ALL TIME!!
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Five successful AEW World Championship defenses in four weeks.
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@A_L_W_podcast @DarbyAllin @AEW Tony Khan, Darby Allen, and about 450k sexless fatties in their collective basements. AEW fangirls are working overtime to try and spin this as a great thing. Their ratings are circling the drain.
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I find it funny how a few people on here are crashing out and having a meltdown over @DarbyAllin @AEW World Title run. 🤣
I'm over here enjoying it. 😁
Who else is loving Darby Allin’s AEW World Title reign?
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@RealEvaVarner Most aew fans watch several matches from promotions from other countries. I think most ppl are defs just sick of the wwe product. Personal attacks always suck
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@JefferyLost He doesn’t know who you are.
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I'll say it for you Tony, fuck the fed!
Drainmaker@TheDrainmaker
Tony Khan reacts to the reports of WWE higher-ups believing that AEW will not get a TV deal with Paramount/Skydance... TONY SAYS ALL THESE REPORTS COULD NOT BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. Tony says he's just trying to be respectful to them as a gentleman, but then they spread things like this. 2026 TK turns the other cheek, but the old TK wouldn't have done the same. 😭
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@Noahgilberto19 This makes zero sense. Sammy hasn’t been on TV, and AEW fans will devour any slop they are fed and choke it down with a smile. Lame.
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@SoDuTw @TheDrainmaker I’m intelligent enough to not pay 14.99 for a fake newspaper for a fake sport written by a studdering blithering idiot. Dude thinks he’s a journalist. He’s been fleecing stinking basement blobs for decades. We aren’t friends. Go wash your ass.
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@RealEvaVarner @TheDrainmaker You should check out his WWE star ratings this week, my intelligent friend.
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Darby Allin’s AEW World Championship reign rated so far by WON:
• vs Tommaso Ciampa: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
• vs Brody King: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
• vs Kevin Knight: ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
• vs PAC: ⭐⭐⭐⭐¾
• vs Konosuke Takeshita: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Average: 4.75 stars.
WHAT A RUN.
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@Noahgilberto19 Anyone smarky enough to subscribe to Daves fan fiction WON and trusting stars, I dare you to put his week to week stars from AEW against WWE and tell me he isn’t biased. Dude thinks he started AEW.
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What an INSANE string of title defenses
WrestlePurists@WrestlePurists
Darby Allin (c) vs Konosuke Takeshita (AEW World Championship) @ AEW Dynamite: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - @WONF4W
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@TookTimbo @alissaTweets Took knows all about having a little bro.
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Kevin for sure, he kinda pulled the little “you’ll be champ someday” line on Speedball that Swerve used on him. Plus I don’t think he looked too happy about Speedball going for the big prize
Took@TookTimbo
Alright chat, who’s turning on who first👀
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@A_L_W_podcast @AEW @AEWonTV @TonyKhan Subjective opinion, not based in fact. This take is being shoehorned by sickos to fit their narrative that everything AEW is great. This decision has dented their ratings when they are already at an all time low.
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Darby Allin is on a great world title run.
Darby Allin has 5 successful title defenses:
• Tommaso Ciampa
• Brody King
• Kevin Knight
• PAC
• Konosuke Takeshita
All 5 title defenses have been great wrestling matches.
Darby Allin will defend the @AEW World Championship for the 6th time against The Spanish God Sammy Guevara tonight on #AEWCollision!
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@WWERealestOne ENOUGH! I am the ONLY Eva Varner! Except on Wednesday, because that is when I am @WWEREALONE ,,, that is the day I put on my XXXXL banana hammock and mimick the moves I would do for TK with my P P. How dare you sir!
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