Gurth Brooks

Bill Maher: "Israel is the homeland of the Jews and Jews have always lived there. You can look it up. It is written in this book called the Bible." Also Bill Maher:

Dissected a geoengineered snowball like a frog in science class now I have macroplastics in my balls

Pants to the floor at the urinal just to feel something

how your email finds me

how your email finds me

you sound like a tylenol baby

Benjamin Netanyahu 2 minutes after Charlie was shot:

Welcome back Don Vito

All my Sydneys Sweeneys, Sydney heil Sweeney

@FriendshipMovie should get mkultra comedy of the year

Logging on and seeing the entire timeline accuse every politician and billionaire of being amorphous vampiric pedophiles with allegiance to only themselves and the weapons industry and wealthy foreign lobbies

last time i felt alive i was main stage off 2 red Obamas

Pov you're working your minimum wage fast food job and the dining area is about to be turned inside out because you forgot the extra sauce packets

Gooning to a blair witch-like stick figure effigy i found in the woods

This energy crisis is getting out of hand, there must be a lesbian governor out there who has all the answers

It shouldn't take 40% of my paycheck every year to figure out how good butt sex feels for muskrats in Ghana, I could have just told you

Fussy baby? Give them a remote control to chew on

Me with a butternut squash stuck in my ass big end first: that guy's wierd

OF COURSE IT HAS A BLACK CUBE

My balls fell out during the paris olympics opening ceremony and all i got was this lousy tshirt