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From @TheAthletic: The Pulitzer for audio reporting went to the staff of “Pablo Torre Finds Out” for an investigation into how the Los Angeles Clippers seemingly evaded the NBA’s salary cap by funneling money to a star player. Watch the series on YouTube: nyti.ms/4uwljLp

@KarenFOrlando @nytimes @TheAthletic When was yours?

@nytimes @TheAthletic All the worst people seem to win Pulitzers. Why is that?

The president of the United States posting from an official government account an image of the chair of the Federal Reserve being thrown in the trash. There are no words or precedents for this.

btw this much-deserved citation should have also included some sort of mea culpa from the Pulitzers for her exclusion in the first place - it was outrageous in real time

It should probably be a bigger story that Donald Trump offered John Fetterman a significant “financial windfall” if he switches parties and becomes a Republican. I know nobody bats an eye at the corruption oozing out of this White House anymore, but that’s fucking insane, and we shouldn’t ignore it.

.@EqualGroundFL has filed a challenge to @GovRonDeSantis' new congressional map, under 2hours ater it was signed into law.

Pete Hegseth falsely testified to both the House and the Senate last week that troops were deployed to voting places in 15 states under Joe Biden in 2024. Not only were all National Guard activations for the 2024 election ordered by individual states rather than Biden, all 11 states that responded to my inquiries told me that *zero troops* were sent to voting places. The Pentagon declined to comment. Fact check: cnn.com/2026/05/04/pol…

@ScottforFlorida @KarenBassLA Maybe start paying attention to the state you represent?

Anyone who claims @KarenBassLA stamped out homelessness and crime hasn’t been to Los Angeles

Good morning! You're not going to want to miss this one, folks! @FLSenate Ethics & Elex Chair @SenDonGaetz digs into redistricting and so much more. The former Senate President doesn't hold back on the GOP's performance over the past two legislative sessions: "I've said that they were embarrassments, that they were the worst sessions in my life. And they were." Dropped this morning! "Between the Lines with Dara Kam" @StateAffairsFL

BREAKING: a racist antisemite advised by @ChristinaPushaw is running ahead of the sitting Lieutenant Governor and a former House Speaker. #FlaPol

@J__Mathew @FNC_Ladies_Rule Fuck off

@RealJacobPerry @FNC_Ladies_Rule I love when people feign ignorance. Home insurance rates have been increasing for decades. You’re too retarded to understand that.

Florida had no income tax before Ron DeSantis was born. What Ron DeSantis built: the highest home insurance rates in America. The standard is costing people their homes. Literally.

No, it hasn’t. This is rage bait. Florida’s average is $4.33/gal.

@DavidPSamson @in_yacht There are three or four versions of this on YT

@in_yacht This makes me so happy.

Somehow, I had not seen this until the other day - Christopher Cross and Dudley Moore performing “Arthur’s Theme”

@dhaywood99 @ericadamsfornyc @Bencjacobs @RudyGiuliani

@RealJacobPerry @ericadamsfornyc @Bencjacobs @RudyGiuliani JACOB!!!

Mayor @RudyGiuliani devoted his life to this city, from his days as a federal prosecutor to leading New York through 9/11. He was there when we needed him most. I’m praying for Rudy and his family and hoping for a full recovery. We shared a cigar in Florida not too long ago. I’m saving one for when you’re back home, my friend.

@SarahLarchmont It's not up to him

@RealJacobPerry He is telling us he will not leave office peacefully.

@RadioFreeTom @Byrdsmanse We'd literally been married a few months and I'm pretty sure she was already regretting it. Fortunately, that was 28 years ago

@RadioFreeTom @Byrdsmanse I once managed a restaurant that was robbed after hours (we had cash in the safe.) The detectives invited me in to give a statement, and when I got home my wife looked at me and said, "I didn't realize how stupid you actually were." I've never spoken to the cops since

We are watching this week’s episode of Euphoria—stop laughing—and it makes me think of what my godfather told me when I was a teenager. The only thing you say to the police is “I want to speak to my lawyer”.

@infantrydort You have failed at life

The fact that you think we envy your higher education is laughable. Mere projection. You strike me as a measures of performance/measures of effectiveness type. Your only measure of performance is more talking, your only measure of effectiveness is more defeat. You taught at the height of GWOT to senior military leaders. You are, by definition, a loser. Don’t worry, I am too. Because I had to suffer under those you educated. The difference between you and I, is I can admit it. I at least tried to fix it on the ground through the barrel of my M4. You joke about the “spirit of victory”. Is it not the job of a war college (and all other PME) to inculcate a warrior ethos? It is. And you must. But you can’t. Because you have no earthly idea what it means. You can see the ethos in others. You can talk about it. You can never possess it. I don’t write on here for you. You’re already lost. I write here for the countless others watching. So they can stand up to your type. A type that still teaches in our institutions (for now). I, and others, look forward to the crashout you and your “friends” have when the institutions you once tainted get their long overdue renovations. You will never possess the 10th flame. That spirit that brings it all together as T. E. Lawrence described. And you will never possess it because you’ve removed spirit from everything. Broken every aspect of war down to its cold and clinical parts. Killing the sense of wonder that drives true genius. Distilling things down is important, but you don’t let the student put it back together with the intangible adhesive they possess and you do not. You kill it out of envy. You are the type of “expert” Clarence Thomas recently warned us all about. It’s all good though. Because the only thing you’re an expert at now is weeping your estrogen infused jealousy onto the vitriolic pages of the Atlantic. I’m just here to keep pointing it out.