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Jacob Perry

@RealJacobPerry

Professional storyteller. Senior Advisor to various campaigns and PACs. Radical Centrist. Permanent #NeverTrump. The rest is bourbon and ball games.

Jacksonville, FL Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
🧵New NYT/Siena poll out of Texas: Paxton 47, Talarico 47. Dead even. Every headline will say "tied." I read crosstabs for a living, and a tie is the least interesting number on this page. The interesting numbers explain why it's tied. #TXSen
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Chad Moriyama
Chad Moriyama@ChadMoriyama·
Now Muncy can catch everything.
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Acyn@Acyn·
Ossoff: In my view, he's obsessed with Georgia because he can't get over the fact that it was black voters and black political power who were instrumental to his defeat in Georgia and in a number of crucial battleground states.
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Howard Cole
Howard Cole@Howard_Cole·
“The city is on fire,” says John Smoltz.
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Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
@Chug_A_Lugg I feel like they didn't know what to do when the other team has the ball
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Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
I genuinely thought that France was the best team in the tournament, but I didn't expect him to play today like they were facing Germany
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Mark Hodges
Mark Hodges@mbhodges904·
@RealJacobPerry I Didn’t want to jump the gun in case someone else was was going to comment. It would be breaking the the Norm-and-Dy-generates might get the wrong idea
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Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
France's second-half strategy appears to be waiting for the Americans to show up. #WorldCup
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Stephen Geary
Stephen Geary@sag1015·
@RealJacobPerry Nah...there's like a dozen people on here who aren't complete pieces of shit. I work from the default that everyone on here is a MAGAtard. If you're not, my apologies.
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Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
At this point it's impossible to say which Federal agency has killed more people, the CIA or ICE?
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Jacob Perry@RealJacobPerry·
@sag1015 Do you ever bother reading the bio before being a dick to a stranger on Twitter? Just curious
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Stephen Geary
Stephen Geary@sag1015·
@RealJacobPerry Well, the CIA, of course, but if you ask which agency has executed more AMERICAN citizens, well, then you're talking ICE, all the way... PS: If you voted for Trump, you're a worthless pile of carbon and water that offers nothing to the world going forward, so act accordingly.
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Jeff Cloud
Jeff Cloud@jCloudyPants·
Ok…someone help me understand the offside rule. Isn’t the French defender’s arm further out than Yamal??
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Tom Nichols
Tom Nichols@RadioFreeTom·
It is one of my missions in life to get people to understand that the senior service colleges do not teach people marksmanship or hand-to-hand combat. Serving in uniform does not teach you about alliance management or the policy process, among many other things that they teach.
Green Beret Nap Time@GBNT1952

How does one teach about warfare when they have never experienced warfare, Tom? If @infantrydort can’t talk about Harvard because he never went, then you cannot talk about war or serving in the military, as you have never “attended” either. Stay stupid, bud.

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Dara Kam
Dara Kam@TheDaraKam·
Looming elimination of TPS is causing fear for Haitians, Florida Immigrant Coalition's Executive Director Tessa Petit told me on the latest episode of @TheBTLPodFL. "People are afraid, so they’re staying home. ... How prepared can I be, because I don’t know if the next time I step out of my house, if I’m ever going to come back."
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Mark Hodges
Mark Hodges@mbhodges904·
Progress is non-linear, but slowly (yet surely), I’m re-learning how to be a functioning adult without my partner-in-crime. One lesson I learned: -Grief is proof that something mattered to you, impacted you, and changed you. We can’t be better versions of ourselves without it.
Mark Hodges@mbhodges904

Had to make the toughest decision I’ve ever had to make, but I couldn’t be more grateful for the life I was able to spend with this little guy. My little clearance puppy, partner in crime, and best friend. You gave me light when all I saw was darkness. Rest easy, my Balto. 💙

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Joe Schad
Joe Schad@schadjoe·
Which Fox trio is more likable Alexi Lalas-Thierry Henry-Zlatan Ibrahimovic Or Alex Rodriguez-Derek Jeter-David Ortiz
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