Jactus Cack

@BackdoorTangy Muffler and resonator chopped off too probably

beat up chrysler 300 with three missing hubcaps trying to race me at midnight

@RealJactusCack I genuinely hope for nothing but the most terrible things to happen to him in his professional and personal life.

@BackdoorTangy I can’t wait for June 1st to hit

@BackdoorTangy So fucking tuffy

@RealJactusCack thoughts?

@TLsportsvictim @HeatvsHaters

@HeatvsHaters Good thing Heat have a fully rested team that didn’t play minutes in games that were already decided!

Heat fam…. We are going to war

@SlimThicShady Bro im dying😭😭😭 yes tho he is

Is Kevin G legit!!???

@SDLslim @BackdoorTangy

@BackdoorTangy @RealJactusCack Ryse!

just spent 4 dollars on an energy drink that tased like actual shit. #okman

@BackdoorTangy At least your not a original Red Bull drinker. I don’t trust those people

@RealJactusCack woke man over here

@BackdoorTangy I don’t like my energy drinks super sweet

@RealJactusCack “Celsius” hilarious. If it’s not a ghost, ryse, or white monster it’s most likely ass. Orange reign cool.

@BackdoorTangy Watermelon is fire for sure. You know me. I am a watermelon fein

@RealJactusCack Watermelon itself is refreshing and sweet. Watermelon candy is literally just ai slop basically. Blue raspberry candy clears

This is gonna sound SOOOO FUCKING FATTTT but every fruits candy version tastes better then the fruit itself besides watermelon. jesus christ watermelon flavored things make me want to rip my fucking tongue out of my oral cavity

@SlimThicShady @BackdoorTangy

@RealJactusCack @BackdoorTangy Nah ur the best putter I know pal

it’s officially pga tour season, let’s get it going rickie and rory!!!

@BackdoorTangy Just like me fr. Right @SlimThicShady

@RealJactusCack All bryson has in his bag is a driver. His iron game and short game as a whole is fucking garbage 💔

With great power, comes great responsibility

Pls bring Mike McDaniel with you

@pooh__shitty @JDE_Philly @BackdoorTangy Waddle still a dog but jeez man bro can only catch if he jumps up to grab the ball😭 Ngl Achane might have better hands

@RealJactusCack @JDE_Philly @BackdoorTangy eagles fans would have waddle’s head on a stick after week 2😭 if they haven’t lost their minds already they easily will when waddle drops a free tuddy cause he can only catch the ball with his chest.

AJ for Waddle and a 2nd. see how much he loves getting all those targets and winning 4 games💀

It’s better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shit Let that shit sink in