RealJeffGfetus

Those of you just finding out that all cars built in 2026 are to come with mandatory kill switches, welcome to the party. It was passed last year as part of the infrastructure bill. It's once again time to raise the alarm. twitter.com/RealJeffGfetus…

Any country that doesn't replicate what El Salvador managed in mere months is telling the world their only purpose is to protect criminals and terrorize law abiding citizens. They are themselves criminals.

@00LemonBoy @Amadeo3799600 @egghamm_ Nope, this looks like the "little girls are kinky" guy.

@Amadeo3799600 @egghamm_ These just look like gay guys, most trans women don’t have beards

El Salvador jailed its way out of violent crime. It’s on record.

@TonyMichaelX It's funny because that guy is in Nigeria. His people were the ones selling the slaves.

No amount of apology can ever undo what black people did to shopping.

@Bigqadi Noticed you prefer to pose with European cars instead of African cars.

No amount of apology can ever undo what white people did to Black people.

@ajf5150 @reddit_lies

@reddit_lies I think we know how this one ends…

New soyjak just dropped

@ChristianHeiens Reminds me of these people:

Do these people not realize the utter PR disaster of flying to Cuba, staying in luxury hotels with electricity, holding a music festival, and then shuttling around Havana like a group of tourists all while the entire country’s electrical grid has collapsed and the economy is in total ruins? Who is the target audience here?

@WallStreetApes Classic noticing.

American is shopping for makeup at CVS when she notices something strange She films the makeup isle and shows there are no security devices on the lighter skin shades, but if you go into the darker makeup shades they all have security locks Stores lockup items stolen the most

These cases are both from this week. A white man fished without permission from the government. A black boy shoved rocks in a 12 year old girl’s mouth while raping her with his friends. Guess who is home and who is in jail.

@ItsMrsWilkes It's important to have "The Talk" with your white teenagers. Once Eric and friends show up, you gotta leave.

"CRITIQUING"🙄 "CRITIQUING" 16 years ago Conor Warren went to a birthday 🥳 for a classmate. A fight broke out in the restaurant and when Conor tried to help break it up, Eric Denson stabbed him. Conor stumbled outside and bled to death in the parking lot. According to one of the first responders, the 17-year-old had a “golf ball sized gap” in his neck.

@jstrat1 @dpheneghan1 @danielsultan "Always have."

@dpheneghan1 @danielsultan Uh. Since when did housing format have anything to do with race? Blacks lives in haarlem. Always have. Brownstones as far as the eye can see. Stop making everything about race. You embarrass your self.

Would love to see developers build suburbia like this.

@Scearpo Brutal!

Imagine getting nuzzled by that gargantuan schnozz in the middle of the night, a limp manicured hand reaching out through under your arm and rubbing your bare chest with the trained motions of a courteous prostitute. A simulation of intimate desire from an unfeeling scab. Morning light through a kitchen window. Sallow dumpy ass squeezed into discount leggings, bare feet with wrinkled long toes, tilting up to reach for a tub of peanut butter. Two different flavors of Oreos in the pantry. A metal minimalist cross on the wall is paired with an "All things through Christ" quote in TJMaxx cursive. She squints at you through the dead eyes of a Saharan rug salesman while her toothy gummy smile stretches wide in a rehearsed fashion. Pictures on the walls with open mouth smiles. Haggard bare shinned kayak vacations and trips to Disney. A television in the living room cuts to commercial break, uttering "the past" in some product quote, only to trigger a vivid flashback in both of you. In your memories, youth pastor guitar sing-a-long. Donuts at the Wednesday night church meetup. Veggie Tales and Iron Giant on VHS. $15 sheet cake from the grocery store. Baseball practice. Hot dog barbecue. Getting yelled at for reading Eragon and feeling guilty about it. Mentally retarded golden retriever. Football tossed in the back yard. Spaghetti night. Only Wii Sports resort and music rhythm games allowed. Your first beer at 24. In her memories, blackout drunk rape bait. Getting fingered by her cousin at a Bat Mitzvah and liking it. Jello shots, mischling anal. Jean skirts and rattan wedges. Parents divorcing. Xanax. Coke. Alcohol. Cigarettes. The taste of spit in her mouth. Sucking dick for benzos. Psychiatric ward. Getting molested. Aesthetic "suicide attempt". Black boyfriend. Hanging out with black people. Keeping Up With The Kardashians playing on the TV while she passes out on Xanax. Scrolling through nose surgery before/after shorts on cocaine. Waitress - stripper - RN pathway. Every moment between the two of you is a pregnant pause and an awkward silence that gets filtered in your mind as the natural idiosyncrasies of any relationship. To you, anything is everything and is forever always. All is normal and all is good because there has never been anything else. You are a suppliant little slaughterhouse cattle being eaten alive while simultaneously rejuvenating your own flesh through sheer ignorant pleasance. Even when attacked by the overwhelming scorn of reality, you concoct fantastical martyrdoms to uphold your ego. It's not only not a problem your wife is ran through, it's your DUTY to be married to her. The instinctual discomfort you smother to death before it can even boil into jealous rage is simply your cross to bear. The more she has defiled herself, the more God rewards your forgiveness. All of it is upheld by the barest promise of guilt and shame on her behalf, a golem's inscription keeping you in a state of righteous indignation. Even as you subconsciously acknowledge the stark embarrassment of your circumstances through a Twitter confessional, you close your eyes and open your arms waiting to receive the onslaught. You know your love can weather anything and your Titanic heads directly for the iceberg as proof of resilience All the while she reads the gospel and writes in her shame journal. She has absolutely no fear of where her relationship is headed, not even in the depths of her husband's hubris. Every ounce of exposure to her shameful past only nestles further in the direction of the barbs her conscious defense mechanism has developed. There are no thoughts in her mind, no feelings in her heart. Unlike the cuckhold's rage fantasy, she actually doesn't think about other men or wish to be filled any deeper than what you can muster. She's not satisfied or unsatisfied, she's not anything. She has evaporated her conscious thought and is in a state of cosmic slumber. You tell her the name Jesus Christ and her material carcass repeats back "Praise Be" in Pavlovian reflex but there is no image in her mind, no stirring in her heart. She just latches onto you at night, pressing her palms on your chest and her chest against your back. A little fleshy backpack parasite, siphoning the childlike energy from you as you become an emaciated husk propelled by the performative signalling of your own relationship. You are essentially a married eunuch, a posterboy for being God's little garbage man. An ancient Roman slurry sluice to collect society's rejects, unwanteds, and scumbags. You are the grease that gets crushed and squeezed between the gears of civilization to keep society running in relative peace.

@ALeighMP One Nation sounds great. Do you let Americans vote in your elections, or do I have to sneak in first on an inflatable dinghy?

Noticing more One Nation content in your feed? Before you decide to hit play, it’s worth taking a closer look at what they’re actually proposing.

@lilmoemusic @TheLaurenChen That time I tried to be nuanced about black people, and the 101st Airborne showed up to point bayonets at us.

1. What exactly happened that is a problem? Did they pay for the bread, drink, and leave a tip? 2. If you’re asking what I have more of a problem with, black people doing negative things or you commenting about black people doing negative things, the answer is a have a bigger problem with blacks doing negative things 3. Can you be more nuanced about black people?

Eating the breakfast at a hotel you're not staying at Eating the bread at a restaurant & not ordering anything else All of these "hacks" are just different way of stealing from high trust businesses When restaurants & hotels stop doing these things, you know who to blame

@Thee_AlphaMale @lotus6674 @TaraBull "RH blood type," as if it wasn't obvious from your picture.

@lotus6674 @TaraBull I think your confused. Dude in the video was black not white. U do know that it’s been proven that cave dwellers and Neanderthals, not melanin rich folks, are in fact actually related to apes? More specifically the RH blood type. From the Rhesis Monkey.

'Rolling 60s' gang member shoots himself in the chest while flexing his gun

@lotus6674 @TaraBull Correct!

@TaraBull You cannot give deadly weapons to retarded, low IQ individuals, like this. It’d be like giving a monkey a firearm.

@ConradSzumilas @Babygravy9 Not coincidentally....

@Babygravy9 The saga will then be turned into The Warriors but with dogs.

This is an epic story, the canine equivalent of Xenophon’s Anabasis, when 10,000 Greek hoplites made a perilous journey back to the Black Sea from Persia. In the centuries to come, doggy bards will sing of their heroism.

@WBSRespecter @Will_Tanner_1 "We noticed there were no blacks in your public schools."

@Will_Tanner_1 "Akshually you don't need to spend $8,000 a year on private school for safety, you can just drop $160,000 on a down payment for a house in an affluent all White and asian neighborhood and use their free public school"

Uhhh, private school is largely about not having to worry about some feral remnant of the Stone Age smashing your daughter's head into the concrete and being enabled in so doing by DEI policies If there is an advantage in math scores or whatever, that's an added benefit. Using cash to escape the consequences of the Civil Rights Act is obviously the real reason

@KristinCarrigg It's pretty obvious what the problem is.

Should we talk about how disgusting American cities have become? There's trash everywhere. How is this acceptable?

@OldNurseSilva @dhe3g This is the hygienic version. It gets a lot worse when they're not bald under there.

@RealJeffGfetus @dhe3g Ewww is that real?