Jonny Sofa

Buridan’s Ass - a paradox in psychology illustrated by hypothetical scenario where a donkey that is equally hungry and thirsty is placed mid way between a stack of hay and a pail of water. Donkey dies from thirst and hunger because it struggles to make a rational decision.

@MamaMiaVibesX Aww

if you needed a sign to stay longer, here it is

@blondehunx The insecurity running through these guys is insane!

whys this meant to be an insult i fancy men with melanin and big feet wa hate seeing it in my replies

@WydArianaX Jesus loves you.

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@Princessk2506 Cheeky

@IGGYAZALEA G'day. I noticed the same thing last time I was in the U.S - it's crazy.

one thing I’ll never get over is how long bread lasts over here… why is it still soft a week later 😭

@blondehunx My Itallian/Sicilian mates like skinny white women AND big, curvy Mixed-Race/Black women. If you're going through a fluffy phase atm- go crazy with the fake tan and they'll gobble you up🤣

dont think any italians are gonna fancy me whilst i’m fat

@alyshialeanne This is a good look!!!

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@Aisleyne1 @chefsevenn Love broccoli - can't get enough!

@chefsevenn eating broccoli with food as if broccoli isn’t food 😆

Be honest here…. does anyone actually enjoy eating Broccoli with food ?

@Aisleyne1 Oi Oi

QUICK! Someone tell me I’m sexy and perfect

@bambi_coxx Did you know who she was before this madness happened? I had never heard of her.

Rielle getting 4 counts of murder charges over a MAN is insane

@BhadBhabie What do you call two birds who stick together? Vel-crows🤣😝

Sophie 🫶🏼

@KelsD83 Awww

Happy Monday 💕

@elliemxe18 What do you call two birds who stick together? Vel-crows 😜🤣

Who you choosing? Blonde or brunette?🤭

@mercede72928186 The enthusiasm written across your face is immense 🤣

Back to the grind .

@Princessk2506 Irish?

Last September, I made the crazy decision to help two of my little cousins revise and prepare for their GCSE's and A-Levels this summer. People always say that more students are getting A's in recent years because they are easier then they used to be when I did them'.Not true! 🤯

3rd girl/woman this week who has asked me which London football team I support. I only watch World Cup, Euros, and some Champions League matches. The only sports I'm really interested are Boxing, F1 and Tennis!

I'm noticing a worrying trend amongst disenfranchised Black people in London who are planning to vote for the Green Party in the next General Election. CGT reforms, Carbon taxes, N.I changes, Wealth Taxes - what type of society do they want to live in. Madness!

@rosethaaartist 🤣

This is what made her lose

@cherryfiiore Couldn't agree more.

Almost everything we've been taught is a lie.