Not A Doctor

@CarliMDaniels @JackPosobiec @grok Don’t let those pesky facts get in the way of an overly distributed, hardly concrete narrative.

@JackPosobiec @grok For the millionth time, just because a bullet matches a gun does not mean it was fired. Bomb dogs couldn’t find the gun and then all of a sudden the police found it laying in the grass. You know these dogs can sniff out gunfire over a week after a gun’s been fired, right?

. @Grok, calculate the odds that Tyler Robinson NOT being Charlie Kirk's killer given the latest ballistics evidence, and all other evidence in public record

@NunyaBidness74 @pepesgrandma @JBPritzker Chicago politicians averaged 41 corruption convictions PER YEAR from ‘76-‘21. Meanwhile 4 of the last 11 governors have gone to jail for corruption. If you haven’t seen it you aren’t looking very hard. But in the end,the machine always wins and the people are left penniless.

@pepesgrandma @JBPritzker I’ll believe it when I see it.

The thing is, @JBPritzker is going to prison, Tell the dude, he’s done for. I have much more. Say hello to your sister, Rachel, you just sent you both to prison. Democracy Funders Network: - Pritzker Third Plateau - Soros Partnership For Safe Voting - Transition Integrity Project

@Shutty72 @flushingitgolf Dude beat cancer and became one of the best golfers to walk the planet, meanwhile you admit you set goals low and fail to achieve them. There are thousands of people out there who’s self esteem just skyrocketed knowing you’re somehow walking the streets without a helmet

@flushingitgolf It's difficult when you've got to do stuff but the wife does most of it!! Try working for a living you 🔔🔚

After starting the year with 2 top 10s to qualify for the Arnold Palmer and The Players, Joel Dahmen missed both those cuts and had to get an Uber to Monday Qualifying for the Valspar. He missed at qualifying, but got in the field anyway as an alternate and now has shot rounds of 72 and 70 to make the cut. After the round, he spoke about how grounding life on the PGA Tour can sometimes be: “Look, life on the PGA Tour is amazing. Wouldn't trade it for anything but also people probably don't see behind the scenes as much and so I got the family on the road, which is great, but it also can be difficult when you drive across the state on Sunday, get into a new place, you have to unpack, get them all ready, got to get groceries in the house, all those little things, thankfully my wife does most of that. “But then I had a 9:30 tee time and it was about an hour away and we didn't have another car. So I didn't have time to grab another one. So it was just Uber was the best option and yeah, so it's a lot different from, you know, the steak and wine and The Players clubhouse and an amazing week to driving to Brooksville to Monday. “And I hadn't had to do that in a while, thankfully, but the game humbles you quickly but also can recenter you and ground you and, yeah, I mean I didn't play well there on Monday either, but you knew I had a good chance of getting in the field and so it was nice little reset to hit some striped range balls on not a perfect golf course and realize how lucky we are to be out here on tour.” He’s currently 65th on the FedEx Cup Standings and will be hoping to go low this weekend and improve on that.

@TheChadLedger @TidyguyKC Never thought I'd see a midwestern stogie smoking toilet argue with a bearded man in a hotdog costume - over standardized test no less. Just wanted to thank you two idiots for the unexpected laughs. Signed, An ACT taker without a doctorate

@TidyguyKC See how easy that was. Tells you that I’m old AF #1…. Tiffany is still a retard because I expect nothing but a perfect score since she’s Asian #2… and yes I’m also retarded #3. Thx for the info 🫡 #4 Tiffany is probably good in maths 😂

yo @grok remove the one with the lower SAT score

@kwok_phil I’ve never been more at peace watching my holdings get crushed….it was oddly reassuring. But, highly disappointed with all the exchanges synchronized platform order execution failures. Stinks.

this flash crash is so bullish. and gordon gekko knew exactly why. $19 billion in liquidations. after tradfi markets closed for the weekend. imagine. you’ve got $1m in stocks. but you can’t touch them until monday. meanwhile your crypto positions are getting liquidated in real time. you’re solvent without a doubt. but you’re not liquid. when it matters most. and all you can do is watch as your generational wealth get wiped out. now imagine if your stocks were onchain. and adding them as collateral was as simple as pushing a button. this crash proves why we need to bring everything onto the blockchain. gordon gekko was right: money never sleeps. but i’d add one thing: TRADFI money DOES sleep. CRYPTO money NEVER does. that’s the difference. gekko would approve.

@kwok_phil Next time you decide to unplug the market for 15 minutes, maybe send out a smoke signal or something ahead of time 🤣

unphased. nothing can stop us.

@dom_kwok Lets have a day!

good morning champs!

@MTGSnackattack @ImNoBetterThanU @TheOmniLiberal x.com/TheRabbitHole8…

@ImNoBetterThanU @TheOmniLiberal Literally just one clip where he doesn’t call democrats evil, American hating horrible people.

@realunworldly @TheInsiderPaper Doohickey, it’s gotta be

@TheInsiderPaper What kind of devices? Contraptions? Doo-dads, even?

NEW - Former NASA engineer claims trillions of shape-shifting, cloaked devices are hidden across Earth — Daily Mail

@JoelKatz But googles the answer for everything

Anyone know what this 1996 photo is a picture of? The code name was "BackRub". Googling is cheating.

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@GregoryEugene @M7402Mary @magnusfloof77 @BSO I love the smell of hippocracy in the morning. “I believe Trump lies so I myself am going to push a lie. That’ll surely show those stupid idiots who has the moral high ground.” Take a lap, come back better prepared

@RealJuniorBacon @M7402Mary @magnusfloof77 @BSO Taking Trump at his word while accusing someone else of willful ignorance is a bold - if not stupid - take.

Twitter Reacts to Patrick Mahomes' Wife Brittany Calling Her "Haters" for Having Lifelong Trauma Because She Was Outed as a Donald Trump and MAGA Supporter Who Doesn't Seem to Mind The Crux of Project 2025 (IG Posts-Pics) bit.ly/4dT1cP6

@GregoryEugene @M7402Mary @magnusfloof77 @BSO I’m no doctor, but this seems like a textbook case of willful ignorance Gregory Eugene.

@M7402Mary @magnusfloof77 @BSO Yes, he does.

@GentlemanJim20 @JoeyLangone I don’t want to do this to us, but Try! came out almost 20 years ago. Fuck.

@JoeyLangone Dude has been a top 5 guitarist alive for over a decade now. Watch the John Mayer Trio live set.

Hand up, i thought John Mayer was a douche a few years ago when I found out he was the new Jerry but I was dead wrong, he fucking kills it

@schendel_ashley @CryptonicCarl @diplo You’ve brought zero sprinkles of humor and certainly no dash of adventure to my feed today. If you don’t get it, you don’t get it…but those of us that do appreciate the beauty of feeling like you’ve been there before.

@CryptonicCarl @diplo Okay then. Laziness is completely acceptable. Is that better?

Was I tripping or did I become a dead head after only my second show. .. and I should write a yelp review that the sphere is the best place in the world to see musicians tackle a transcendental music experience. And even tho I only know 3 or 4 songs but - I met so many cool spinners.. a few babies.. traded acid with my new friends, Drank a bud light and got my mind blown by @JohnMayer and @deadandcompany. The best/worst part was that I was the only person in this whole damn audience with my phone out.. yes I feel a bit shame but I think it's important to document how happy these damn people were . It gave me hope in humanity 🫶🧠💀 best crowd, vibe ever 10/10, and the visuals were the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

@_willcompton @delaniewalker82 Tape don’t lie

This went exactly how Week 7 went in 2014 Strapping @delaniewalker82

@JamesOSull999 @BussinWTB Smooth is fast and this man’s like butter

@BussinWTB How is the rest of the flood running at full speed, but he’s in slow motion and still getting his shots off in time?

Indiana State’s center, Robbie Avila has been nicknamed “Cream Abdul Jabbar” 😂 Last night he had 35 Points, 8 Rebounds, 5 Assists - 58% FG

@jeff_wing38618 @Bkinthaflesh @LRiddickESPN Good as Gould some would say

@RealJuniorBacon @Bkinthaflesh @LRiddickESPN No, I figured you were stretching it, but Robbie Gould was good.

That’s the end . No way they don’t make a change. No way.