Kate Melvin

@GreatWhiteHun9 Idk it's happening to a lot of my followers.

I wanted to marry a garage husband but I got a directly up my ass husband.

@ChrisFairfield It's this damn algorithm. And yes lol

@RealKateMelvin Hello, Kate. Long time no see. Glad to see you're alive and kicking. Get your husband a man cave for Father's Day and problem solved. You know....gun racks, kegerator, tools, car parts, big screen TV and a bowling trophy. 😂🤣🤣😂

@No_Fight_Left Oof

@RealKateMelvin If thats where he parks then I guess you are his garage....

@No_Fight_Left That is a different story, lol.

@RealKateMelvin But maybe on your page......

The cool thing about X is that you are never the craziest person here.

@JLSMILES1 Im already wearing that.

@RealKateMelvin I asked Grok for the WWIII dress code, this was recommended. So, I'll be in a full coat of armor with my dragon.

What is the dress code for WWIII?

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Luna says Good Morning, Yall! Have a great day. 🤗🇺🇸

@No_Fight_Left He can't see it in the day time either. 😆

@RealKateMelvin But he can't see the love and devotion you have for him in the dark. And he needs to be able to see in order to dodge whatever object you throw at him for what he said....

It's so annoying when my husband comes in and turns the light on to the bedroom to talk to me like I can't hear in the dark.

@No_Fight_Left Well, I couldn't make HIS birthday the code now could I?

@RealKateMelvin In his defense...... most men try to block out traumatic days in our lives.

Husband: What is your password for your phone? Me: Our Anniversary. Him: *mumbles* shit.

@No_Fight_Left Don't encourage him.

@RealKateMelvin I can hear the horn playing Dixie. YeeeeeHaaaaaaw!

My husband: Just follow me and we can drop your car off. Also him:

PETA: You wouldn't eat your children so don't eat chicken. Me: What the actual f*ck?

@Mike1783180 I enjoy telling ppl things that make them feel good. It's so important.

@RealKateMelvin Hahaha thxs 😁

Good morning, yall! These two aren't feeling the time change. 🤗

@Mike1783180 Scruff is good. 😁

@RealKateMelvin Ty I try my best 😊 gotta shave tho lol.

@Mike1783180 I haven't seen you in a while. You look very handsome in your new pic. 🤗

@RealKateMelvin Welcome Kate!!