IamReaLife🌗

Crazy thing be say we fit dey the good old days like this.

5 mins of light successful received for the day. Thank you o @officialABAT @BayoAdelabu May God punish the both of you.

When you finally buy a Laptop, you realise how useless it is

A moving man will meet his luck

some fraud niggas dey quilox right now dey slap stripper yansh while i wallow in darkness. some niggas dey under bridge sleeping on bare floor while im complaining with roof over my head.

Omo to participate for this trend you gats mumu o 😂 Logical thinking no fit help you 😂

i’m about to go on an insane run. a streak of wins never before seen. i will win to the point that a new word would have to be coined, so that the person narrating my wins won’t spend all day describing it. you saw it here first.

whatever you do, lock in with God.

You dey wait for the right person abi you dey find who get money 😂

No b lowkey bro, money no dey!

@askofhappy @_VALKlNG @MotionBoy_00 Where the pack of turkey dey?? You deserve more king

@_VALKlNG @MotionBoy_00 My taking stage got me this on the first day of meeting her … should I continue with her ?

Stop telling me I’m handsome if you can’t hand some money into my bank account. 🙂

Once you stop doing transfer, you've lost me.

we’ve been dating for 4 years and she hasn’t proposed to me 🙄 women will stain your white 💔

I should wear the clothes another woman bought for me to follow you on a date?? Such audacity. 😭

her hands look like this so that mine can look like this

Money makes me erect.

Me: Give me money i want to barb my hair GF: i don’t have money Me: should i borrow you so when you have money you can return it? 🥹🥹🥹

They let football twitter misogynist twitter Betting twitter Fooling twitter unite together 😭😂

Drag us online, beg for preek offline