Lord Froog 🐸

Greetings hoes

I don’t even like sleep token that much but i can tell Benjamin Netanyahu made this list

At the CVS drive thru tryna order the Tiger Woods meal

@dear_death_ Im sorry but that being carrot cale is WILD

I made carrot cake. I hate carrots. I hate carrot cake. My friends like it, tho

. @Lucaswoodland after growing a beard and de-twinkafying himself

Stick to me Stick to me like Milk chocolate or whatever vessel said

Most stream artists so far in 2026

@dear_death_ Identity crisis

@RealLordFroog that's a kitty you're a frog

white guys in their early 20s, don't follow the path of white guys in their +30s. Don't stay in the sun without sunscreen; you'll get a lot of blemishes and you age very quickly. AND IT'S UNHEALTHY YOU STUPID CREATURES

Dude is sleeping in his bathroom

I love scheduling a uhaul and having to wait 15 minutes for the front desk person to show up knowing damn well if I was 15 minutes late, they’d cancel my uhaul reservation

Happy @IRRATIONAL_PULL day!

@IRRATIONAL_PULL Ass shaker

Guys do we think i like the new plot single

Id be terrified to meet oomfs at a concert (for what little oomfs i have near STL) Like wtf am i gonna do? “Hey I’m the stupid twitter frog guy”

We love: @Huntiyoung @AustinCoupe @moodringrock And anyone involved to make this record the masterpiece it is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Got AOTY in the mail (featuring my dog’s giant beak)

@_memoryoflight_ Unc

Ew

“I'M THE BAD GUY, I'M A SAVAGE I'M OBSESSIVE, I'M DRAMATIC I'M A LONER, I'M AN ADDICT I'M SO GODDAMN PROBLEMATIC”

TF you mean its been one year of BODIES?