MelissaBug

A message to all my haters: KYS (keep yourself safe)

@RealMelissaBug @carmaxlla Mono girls

i like margarine more than i like butter, im not like other girls

#twinning @carmaxlla

inhale aura, exhale rizz

i just scratched my throat with whole foods dry ass deli sliced turkey breast

@TofuPixel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 :crying-laughing-emoji:

@RealMelissaBug melissa you might be the worst tweeter on this web site

today i played the demo of DEATH MACHINE, which just came out!! and the game is quite sexy i must say. gives me hyper light drifter and dead cells vibes, check it out if youre into stuff like that! ill put the steam demo below if u wanna try

@Doctor_Eazy_ stfu

@RealMelissaBug yeah, but do you have a 2.85% interest rate on a mortgage on a house you own? hmmmmmm

my credit score is better than yours im sorry i shouldnt have said that

@carmaxlla thinks im autistic :(

Remembering the time that I ate a curry burger on the back of a motorcycle

predisposed to getting bitches

@vocalmindsophia I wanted to, but I had a hard time finding something so late notice and only a short time there 🥺

In India, it's more difficult to find beef than it is to find drugs. Not that I have.

@vocalmindsophia Kolkata

I am in India

@tina1804 Yes mommy 💸

Give me your mon ey

@TofuPixel Yes, it gives a feeling of pencil drawing which I like

does anyone have one of those paper texture screen cover thingys for the ipad? i want to try one maybe. lately i always notice how slippery my screen is and it feels so unlike drawing normally