Michael Kun

No, I have no connection to the Kuns graffiti in LA. I’m just bummed that whoever is doing it has reached a wider audience than I have. # kuns

Having a bagel while reading the morning paper, and the young couple across the way, clearly on a breakfast date, are making my day. They’re speaking Spanish, and while I can’t understand what they’re saying, I feel like I’m watching two people falling in love right now.

I will be haunted forever by the following words I heard someone speak on his cellphone today: “Where can I get 1000 doll heads?”

10 years ago today, Orioles great Mike Flanagan took his own life. National Suicide Prevention Hotline — 1-800-273-8255.

My new website has been updated. Why? Why not?  michaelkunbooks.com

Who, me? A jokester?

RIP Rod Gilbert. Thank you for the memories.

These are some of my books. I wrote some of them myself. I co-wrote some of the others. To learn about all of my books, click here: bit.ly/3f7OG29

RIP, Bill Freehan. One of the most underrated players I’ve ever seen.

Name a movie that was so bad that people have forgotten how good the book was. I’ll go first – “Bonfire of the Vanities.” 

Can we please stop pretending to enjoy the Little League World Series? If I want to see preteens poorly emulating adults, I’ll go see a middle school production of “Our Town.”

How do I explain to a client that the peach and eggplant emojis don’t refer to peaches or eggplants?

Just checking, but if you preface a sentence by saying “devil’s advocate,” you can say absolutely anything you want afterward, right? Nice!

A while back I chatted with Daulton Dickey of @popmatters about my books including The Locklear Letters (Now Eat Wheaties!) and You Poor Monster. Read the full interview here: bit.ly/37l2UIZ

Read this friggin’ book already! Sorry, I get excited. amazon.com/gp/aw/d/195015…

This is my new novel, The Allergic Boy versus The Left-Handed Girl. I think you'll really like it. Order your copy now: amzn.to/3eZvHXq

Hilariously off-kilter? I'll take it, @baltimoresun.