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Steve Whalen

@RealMrJokes

Steve Whalen "Mr. Jokes" - Comedian, Actor, Writer 24/7 Tweet me a topic, I write a joke!!!

New York, NY Katılım Ocak 2011
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YO WHAT'S UP 24/7 ANY TIME - ANY WHERE - TWEET ME AN IDEA OR A PREMISE OR WHATEVER AND I WILL WRITE YOU A JOKE ABOUT IT!!!
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Bernie and Biden prove that Klobuchar IS Bloomberg, just without Bernie.
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"There's something's wrong with HIS Medulla Oblongata!!!" is the greatest heckler comeback of all time. Only there was no comedian. Or a heckler. It's a quote from the movie Billy Madison (1995).
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My College Theater teacher taught us that in an Improv game, killing yourself or others violated the rule of "Yes, And". I guess those who can't do, teach.
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This joke bombed twice at open mics today.
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I think it's bad that when I fired my Agent he said, "I DON'T EVEN REALLY WORK HERE!!!"
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I have to BEG!!! One time I asked a lady, "How about some pity sex?" She said, "Oh, I don't PITY YOU!!!"
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This is an example of what my Notes app looks like when I write into it while I'm traveling.
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Alright we need title suggestions for the sequel! Drop em! 👇
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A PARASITE defeated THE IRISHMAN - Sounds like MY AGENT!!!
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If it's true, this is harder than The Grand Canyons.
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"Tryin' to make a gallon out of 16 cups." - H2OPac
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@CurlMix - HELP!!! I just used some of your Flaxseed Gel with Organic Hemp Seed Oil for Hair Growth & Watermelon Fragrance, and now the BIRDS are ATTACKING ME!!!
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Boy, the XFL had so many washed-up former stars on it, you'd think it was owned by WCW!!! #Oscars
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