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@LearnDIY_ A suretootery board.

Burger frenzy ! No need to choose

@stelzner_n1150 Math is tough.

A Chipotle burrito costs $15. Ground beef is $7 a pound. Inflation is financially crippling Gen Z. Once again, an out-of-touch rich boomer is lecturing young people.

@AnnieAgar That's not it.

@goddek Smartphones

You get to delete one invention from history. Which one?

@CourtAnne1225 I recognize these spot like I recognize everything else implemented in the covid era. I don't at all.

People who don’t have a pickup order yet park in designated grocery pickup spots are equally as awful as people who don’t return their shopping cart

@Mappy6984 This guy was about to see red. Everyone was lucky this didn't happen.

Dudes psychotic

@AnnieAgar Annie square pants.

still better catch rate than jerry jeudy

@THATBOYMMAGURU He's fighting nobodys. Only a nobody fights nobodys

Something about Francis Ngannou fighting in front of an empty arena just feels wrong man...

@HappyPunch Seats were empty. This guy lost his aura.

Francis Ngannou called out Jon Jones after knocking out Philipe Lins 😳 “He should be watching what I’m doing and learn. Figure it out and come make this fight.”

@Erik_Quill Someone's wife left a red sock in the wash.

One look at this fanbase and I hate whatever band this is already

@scotchscotchzz If he was smart he would save a buck and borrow his wife's boyfriends tools.

@scotchscotchzz He's going to build one chair for the corner in his bedroom and then never use them again.

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

@GoldenKnights Did the NHL wrap their stick in rainbow tape before giving it to you.

@MMAFIXED He doesn't even know.

are his shoulders naturally shrugged or is he doing that for the pic

@spittinchiclets @nhl coaches should unionize. NHL is forcing free labor. The team pays the coach, not the NHL.

The Golden Knights lose a 2026 2nd round pick and John Tortorella has been fined $100K

@Sportsnet I stand with John. NHL has too much power. A fine is one thing but losing a pick is retarded.

The Golden Knights will forfeit a second-round pick in the 2026 NHL Draft due to "flagrant violations" of the NHL’s playoff media regulations following Game 6 against the Ducks. John Tortorella has also been fined $100,000.

@acnewsitics Inviting someone into your house is a lot different than being invited into someone else's.

Xi came to see Biden, not the other way around. Donald Trump is an idiot.

@scrumble_eggs Lol. Good one

Admit it. You assumed that Dr. Pepper was a man. You didn’t even consider that Dr. Pepper could be a woman.

@deadwronghist Not funny

Sam Kinison was an ordained Pentecostal preacher before he became a comedian. He debuted this at Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special in 1985. He died in a car crash 7 years later aged 38. George Carlin called him "the last of the truly dangerous comedians."

@CP24 This from the "Safe and Effective" crowd.

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