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@FemaleJaysFan @NoContextBrits I didn’t know Gary Oldman played Princess Diana

@NoContextBrits My little brother collects these no joke

Bargain.

@LaurieWulfand @BlueJays Pretty sure it was 5:15 today

Giveaway games the doors open at 5. I still don't know why the @BlueJays say 530 on the email.

@ZackBlatt Interesting take. I’m not going to criticize. We can’t all be right all the time.

Diet Coke is good and Coke Zero is not.

@ronsterd89 The accepted formula is to add a period after the first number, and then add the number(s) that follow to that first number. So $192 becomes a $12 tip (1+9+2). If the bill was $66, the tip would also be $12 (6+6).

@FemaleJaysFan Text him. If his gf flips out, she’s the problem. (Unless you’re texting, like, weird innuendo. But this is a tree not a bush, so…)

you wanna tell your buddy your exciting plans and news but he has a gf now so you feel like you shouldn't text him so instead you just visit twitter and post a tree 😌

@KAYSCRIMES The fact either of those two has a roster spot is simply the product of the Jays terrible injury luck. Davis has an OPS+ of 46, which is very, very bad. Sosa’s is 31, which is completely atrocious.

everyone crying about davis schneiders slump is completely missing the bigger picture of how this roster is constructed. davis has an elite eye and is still pulling out walks to salvage a respectable OBP despite a low average. compare that to lenyn sosa, who is quite literally an automatic out right now. sosa has played 20+ games and hasn't drawn a single walk because his plate discipline is nonexistent. he has no approach up there. i get that davis has minor league options left and sosa doesn't, but you don't actively make your big league team worse to protect a player who shouldn't be occupying a roster spot anyway.

I miss feeling excited to see Springer at bat with runners on base. #BlueJays #BlueJays50

@FemaleJaysFan Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind

Quick what's the song with the lyrics about how she was crying about her titty size now her titties big ???????

Seriously? #BlueJays

The Jays need to tighten up on who can issue an ABS challenge and when. #BlueJays

Narrator: He didn’t listen.

Game plan for Dylan Cease: Whatever that first pitch was, don’t do that again. #BlueJays #BlueJays50

Popular opinion: The return of the terms “retard” and “retarded” is one of the saddest developments in the English language and people using the terms are certified morons.

I have a pair of tickets to the Blue Jays-Marlins game Monday (Vladdy bobblehead giveaway) that I can’t use. Section 132 on the aisle. $180 for the pair, which is below list. Let me know if you’re interested! #BlueJays #BlueJays50

@jaysschneider Definitely shouldn’t get in trouble, given he’s not breaking any rules. But he is an asshat.

he should get in trouble for this, no?

@BBGreatMoments Kirby Puckett.

What athlete had no haters in their prime?

I’d really like to see Yariel put it all together. Just not convinced it can happen in Toronto. #BlueJays

This game has everything. A Springer dinger. Jesús Sánchez swimming for a base. Chasing Skenes with 9 hits. Two Pirate coaches ejected. A TYLER HEINEMAN HOME RUN. #BlueJays

@maddiecholette Dan said he’d been slumping. I think he was just trying not to show up the rest of the team. Now that everyone else is hitting… bombs away!

that’s my favourite magician

I’ll take this version of the Blue Jays, thank you. 🙏 #BlueJays #BlueJays50