Pokey Cactus 👉🌵

@noobde Likelihood of seeing Reptile again soon?

@JeffPassan What'd he say, "do me"?

The Detroit Tigers fired their Triple-A manager, Gabe Alvarez, after he sent an "inappropriate" text message to a female colleague. Story free at ESPN, with full statement from Alvarez addressing his regret over sending the message that led to his firing: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@sixpackstillers @MySportsUpdate @Eagles It beats anything involving Aaron Rodgers

@MySportsUpdate @Eagles Milking this story as much as possible huh?

Behind the scenes of #Eagles GM Howie Roseman working to trade up with the #Cowboys to get WR Makai Lemon + how Philly struggled to get him on the phone because the Steelers were talking to him. "Can we not get him on the phone?!" (via @Eagles YT)

@NorthBrokotan @krmrrwz1 @RapSheet Would be interesting if Lemon busts and the Steelers were saved from themselves 🙃

@krmrrwz1 @RapSheet Not sure on who won but Pittsburgh absolutely lost

A behind the scenes at the Makai Lemon trade between the #Cowboys and #Eagles, from The Pick Is In.

@MySportsUpdate The fact that I can't remember which teams half these guys are on is indicative of why they're getting declined. 😅

Nine 1st-round picks from the 2023 NFL Draft had their fifth-year options declined: • No. 4: Anthony Richardson • No. 7: Tyree Wilson • No. 14: Broderick Jones • No. 16: Emmanuel Forbes • No. 18: Jack Campbell • No. 24: Deonte Banks • No. 26: Mazi Smith • No. 28: Myles Murphy • No. 31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah All nine are now entering the final year of their rookie contracts and are scheduled to become free agents next offseason.

Caleb Williams sent a 4th grade teacher an autographed jersey after she spent last season teaching her students math by tracking his passing yards.

@MySportsUpdate Lynch has a sinking boat that's also on fire and he's still trying to get $5,000 for it

#49ers GM John Lynch on the future of WR Brandon Aiyuk now that the draft is over: “No new update. We’re available. Give us a call.” The team won’t release him anytime soon.

@nycassman @CigsMake Takes time to ship from Europe 😉🤣

@CigsMake Allow 3-4 weeks for delivery, Good Lord!! How did we survive!!

POV: you’re watching TV at 2 a.m in 1997

@TomPelissero I couldn't wait for him to leave Clemson ✌️

Surprise! The Jets trade up to select Clemson QB Cade Klubnik at No. 110 overall. “I think he’s the one who’s getting slept on.”

Nico Hoerner incredible defense on back-to-back plays

no worries, nico's got it.

@theOXperiment @Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan LLLLLLLLLA Dodgers

@Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan Fuck the Cubs and that albino. Clowns will choke like they always do when it matters.

The Cubs have won 10 in a row. The last time they had a longer winning streak, it was 2016.

@TomPelissero Was he in Terminator 2 with John Connor?

The Steelers select Iowa OL Gennings Dunker at No. 96.

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@mike_rohs @RapSheet Cellar Lions

@RapSheet Don’t matter the frauds with a first place schedule won’t even make the playoffs

The #Bears, already flush with talent at TE, add again at the position: #Stanford TE Sam Roush. A different type of TE.

@Lolminate @MySportsUpdate Do you want any particular QB for the Steelers?

@MySportsUpdate THANK YOU CARDINALS

QB alert! The #Cardinals are taking Miami QB Carson Beck at No. 65.

One of my favorite moments from last year's Draft was when Bears WR Luther Burden III said this after falling to Round 2: “That’s staying with me forever. Everybody who passed up on me gotta pay.”

@jmay111 @AdamSchefter 20

@AdamSchefter All that draft capital at WR just so Geno Smith can miss them on a slant by 10 feet

The Jets made three first-round picks this year: No. 2 DE David Bailey, No. 16 TE Kenyon Sadiq, and No. 30 WR Omar Cooper Jr., and they’ll have three first-round picks again in 2027.

@Jozefowski @BaldyNFL @ChicagoBears @oregonfootball @DillonThieneman I instantly thought of this clip and sent it to people 😂

@BaldyNFL @ChicagoBears @oregonfootball @DillonThieneman

.@ChicagoBears @oregonfootball @DillonThieneman helps ease the pain of losing their 2 starting safeties...He is a RAT...a good RAT. #dabears #BaldysBreakdowns

@BURGIEBURG23 @BaldyNFL @ChicagoBears @oregonfootball @DillonThieneman I LOVE IT 😂 🐻⬇️

@BaldyNFL @ChicagoBears @oregonfootball @DillonThieneman A RAT looking for some 🧀

@AdamSchefter Honestly insane considering numerous teams didn't even have a 1st round pick tonight

Pittsburgh broke the all-time round one attendance record with 320,000 fans tonight, topping the 275,000+ who attended in Detroit in 2024, per the NFL.