Princess Kim

Diarrhea is just a bussy smoothie. 🙂

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

You can start over on a random Wednesday and decide you want more out of life.

So we beat on, bussies against the current, borne ceaselessly back into the past.

Guys clamoring for relic baseball cards is so funny to me. It's giving "buying a streamer's bath water." Oh, you want to buy a piece of a uniform your favorite player wore in a game? You need the cloth pookie wore close to his body and sweated in? How romantic.

This looks like when a kid spills chicken nuggets in the back seat and you find them in a pile on the floor mat with some dog hair stuck to them.

@sacredhaert @misssgoody This is absolute dork shit.

@misssgoody A woman has NO RIGHT to abortion. Abortion is a grievous sin if it’s done unrepentantly and intentionally. It’s a mortal sin stemming from lack of discipline and self control, except for few cases. A prison is still necessary even when an innocent person is out there…

ma'am your baby has been diagnosed wi-

People saying, "I hope you die!" is the funniest thing ever to me, because like, was it even a question? Was there a chance of a person being immortal that we didn't know about? Pretty sure you'll get your wish, buddy.

i hope being a zionist continues to be a lonely experience

no real man is affected by the "i hate men" discourse btw

It's 2025. Haven't people gotten tired of giving birth to boys?

@EitanChitayat After what you said about Palestine? Karma is a funny thing. Let's see what happens.

Sending love 🇮🇱

Men will make up entire fantasy lives and just plug women into them like a formula without even asking what women think of any of it, and they're shocked when their little fantasies don't work out. Declarations of love without knowing so much as her favorite color? Delusional.

imagine being able to read yelp reviews on men from their exes before u decide to date them. would save so much time

I tried Boucheron Eau de Parfum because it was a favorite of both Anna Nicole Smith and Selena Quintanilla-Perez. Omg. If you're like me and hate this new wave of gone-in-5-minutes, bullshit skin scents, get Boucheron. My girls Anna and Selena had taste. Vintage fragrance >>>>

Carrie was the Anna Delvey of the Sex and the City group, and no, I will not be explaining further.

creating my dream life by letting life take me through its many phases & enjoying it bc how else will i get where i want to be without trying and starting over and trying again

god bless the people who get to see me in may and oct my prettiest most favorite months