Rigormortis

BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life. Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm. She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organize contingencies for the possibility that the White House may confirm we are not alone in the universe.

Bottom is getting very close.

JUST IN: 100% win-rate whale again opens $BTC 13x and $ETH 10x long positions and increases $SOL 10x. Overall, all positions now valued at $275 million with floating loss of $1.6 million.

🇺🇸 BREAKING: President Trump speaks about the pardon for CZ. "They said, what he did is not even a crime, wasn't a crime... I gave him a pardon at the request of a lot of good people."