Robb FUCKING Shadows

Because I haven't made him bleed enough already? twitter.com/icwfofficial/s…

So good to be back in the ring, I love Marty, but too much alone time makes him crazy #ICWFEasterExtravaganza

Thanks to everyone for the concern, mom just found me tied up and gagged under the stairs, Marty the Duck was last seen heading for Mexico

PLEASE SEND HELP!

Marty the Duck says I'm disconnecting the phone line now - don't want anybody interrupting me

SOMEBODY CALL ANIMAL SERVICES AND TELL THEM I'M UNDER ATTACK!

Why are you people retweeting that? Marty is out of control

Marty the Duck says - RT if you want me to make Shadows cry like a little bitch

MARTY STOP HURTING ME

That's stupid cats don't even wear pyjamas

Marty the duck says @Pornhub is the cats pyjamas

No Marty I will not log on to pornhub for you

Mom has gone to the store so Marty made me turn the Wi-Fi back on - please don't tell on me - I didn't want to do it Marty made me

Great now mom is unplugging the WiFi 😞

Marty says he doesn't give a fuck

That's not nice Marty, they are my loyal followers

Marty the Duck says you're all cunts

I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!