Shiny Dummy

Shiny Dummy - “Sideways” streaming now everywhere. It’s okay, not my best song. Whatever Shinydummy.bandcamp.com/track/sideways/

Hip hop just became legal

@photon010 They think he’s some sort of amusement park ride

his greed will consume him.

@HamasCOO She was probly disappointed cuz in real life people are humans and not what limerence projects them to be

This schizophrenic lady I follow on IG who believes she’s married to shia labuff finally found him

There's a new job opening up called the Hammer Man who goes around and whacks individuals with hammers to make them look more gorgeous

If I was nonbinary I think I would change my name to “cloud”

everything feels like a 6 y/o pomeranian's graduation

@Brynsbeaver They have pizza in the South?!!

Only in New York! (Myrtle Beach)

I’m less famous than the average person

Dave Grohl is short for Dave Eggroll

My dream blunt rotation

@400Vanilluxe You haven’t been following for very long then

@RealShinyDummy This feels so out of left field for this account mane

A lot of people are intimidated by how average-sized my cock is. They wish they could have a sex life as normal as mine.

You guys ever notice Kurt Cobain kinda looks like the drummer of Foo Fighters?

I have a mutual on Threads named crazygeorge42 who honestly seems kind of normal. But whenever I see him post, I make sure to reply “you’re freakin crazy George”

@cranny__boy You’re gonna end up socially powerful purely due to visual appearance.

I'm hitting my jaw with a hammer

Benson Boone backflipped his way into our hearts

@ReelPervert I still click on it sometimes

@RealShinyDummy she bigg

Instagram loves showing me Hannah Waddingham singing Love Shack. It’s one of Instagram’s favorite videos I guess

@deedotyou I consider diarrhea to be my nieces & nephews actually

I’m so glad my kids (turds) are all in college (flushed down the toilet) now.