Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)

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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)

Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)

@RealSunVisor

Hey! It's Wheatley! I have hijacked Sun Visor's account because she's honestly too sick to be using it anyway. So off she goes! DO. NOT. CALL. ME. A. MORON.

Tracen Academy, Tokyo Katılım Mart 2026
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [The catwalk was empty, utterly empty, it led into some caves, of which lanterns were hoisted from the roofs. Oddly antique for such a high-tech facility.] [The catwalk stretched into the cave, before splitting into three different extensions of itself.]
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@Gatcha_Smash @RealSunVisor @zzzenthu Damn you, Wheatley, every time with your bullshit… (He takes a second to look around. This time, even forgotten memories will be no help.) I don’t even know anymore… I don’t think I even saw this place the first time I came here…
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu Honestly, might just do the surprise now. [Suddenly, the whole lift shakes, and the structure collapses.] WAIT WHAT? THAT WASN'T THE SURPRISE! [You descended, and descended, and descended, until you two landed on a catwalk in some dark and wet cave environment.]
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@Gatcha_Smash @RealSunVisor @zzzenthu (He says…nothing, simply letting her do what she’s doing.) (As time keeps moving forward, each second passing, he leans over, just a little more, each time.) 💭warm…
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu Now I have a really, really cool surprise for you in just TWO chambers. Hear that? Two chambers! It gives you time to think about what I might gift you, might it be a cube? I could give you a companion cube, we have loads of them. Tons of them. Could give you the whole warehouse.
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@Gatcha_Smash @RealSunVisor @zzzenthu Mm… (He pulled in and, once again, crammed.) (Leaning again.) (Although…) (A bit more…intentional…this time.) (How strange.)
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [The next chamberlock awaited you two.] [Then Wheatley began talking again.] You're tired of my tests already? Just listen to the Reminder Core. It is proven on multiple tests I've done, that I will not elaborate on their ethicality, that a Reminder Core can boost the span.
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Gatcha_Smash @Ethanberr @zzzenthu [At the middle island, you could now see the door to the chamberlock, you had to shoot another portal to get to it, but there are two already! That's when you noticed a switch on the side, which dictated what portal colour needed to be replaced. You only needed to replace blue.]
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
#cullingumas Miyakonojo has successfully been taken by UN forces, and Kirishima is in heavy fighting. Advancements towards Satsuma, Akune and Izumi are beginning while forces at Nichinan are advancing toward Miyazaki. Enemy forces at Isa, Ebino and Kobayashi have been bombed.
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
#cullingumas [ICE AGE DAILY EVENT] Come to the frozen-over area! 20 points can be won if the cavemen and caveumas are defeated, however 5 points will be deducted if you lose, 10 if you lose on the final wave. Happy hunting! [No CE or CT allowed, just your brute strength.]
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
#cullingumas [TAPE FROM SUN VISOR] "Hello viewer, you might be asking what this orb floating on my desk is. It's the key to birthing gods. Birthing my very own entities." She then coughs up blood. "It has some unfortunate side-effects now, but these will be tweaked in time."
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [It was. It's purple eye stared at you.] I am reminding you to complete this test chamber. I am reminding you to complete the test chambers after this test chamber. I am reminding you to defeat Wheatley already. HEY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HAPPENING!
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@RealSunVisor @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu Oh good. Something else to scream at us. (He picks up the Reminder Core.) Hey, buddy. You’re not as annoying as the big guy, are you?
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu Now, I was reading up on human psychology, and apparently you people need constant stimulation to keep your attention span, so I'm gonna give you a little buddy, a buddy that will constantly remind you to do things. [From the roof, dropped a personality core, the Reminder Core.]
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [The elevator begins its descent, but is stuck halfway.] Oh goddammit! You broke the weight scale and now it's pressed its emergency brakes! Now I have to manually override it. Hm... I'll add a few zeroes onto the capacity. [Now the lift moved.] There we go!
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@Gatcha_Smash @RealSunVisor @zzzenthu (He gets in, once again, holding onto you.) (But this time…) (He noticeably…leans into you? A bit?) (Perhaps he’s simply tired?…) Mmph…. God, this thing is so small…
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [Wheatley talked again. Why is it still talking?] Right, that was a bit better. Now I'm convinced you don't actually have brain damage, or maybe you do, but in the sense that people with brain damage are the real heroes. Test Chamber 3 is ready whenever you want to board.
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [The portal device did what Wheatley said it would do, fire a portal. You could walk inside it, and there lay on a podium, a portal gun. Then you could use it on a wall, go through said portal, and then proceed to the next chamberlock.]
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@RealSunVisor @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu BECAUSE, Wheatley, I was busy thinking about…other things. … 💭my shirt smells a bit more like her now… But I’m sure the next test I’ll pass with flying colors, because knowing you, it’s probably design so stupidly that even a baby could solve it.
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Kurger@Ethanberr·
@RealSunVisor @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu 💭Oh my fucking god shut up and let me enjoy my time with her for the love of god. If you insist, Moron. Can I keep calling you that?
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@Ethanberr @Gatcha_Smash @zzzenthu [The lift shot you down into the next chamber. Wheatley began to talk. Again.] Alright, so that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try things the hard way, fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty, no parents.
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Wheatley (#CULLINGUMAS PLAYER)
@theumasainttess [The mech was knocked back into some cave wall rocks by the blow, sliced, yet not severed. However one thing was for sure, that thing was not getting up anytime soon.] [Still alive, yet in a purgatory of immobility.]
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𝕊𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕡𝕠
[ VALENCINA TAKE OVER ] [ OPEN RP ] Red Desire's soul in the weak state caused the Valencina ID to fully imprint onto her she's walking around Pissed off
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