@Lilulicious What took place at least 10 minutes ago. Craziness and shenanigans and much violence.
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Captain Jaymond Holt
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Captain Jaymond Holt
@RealTerrorwulf
@Lilulicious' Spotted Dick. || #TeamLiluWulf | Known to Dilly Dilly. Fluent in Comic Sans. I get enough exercise pushing my luck. I beg your pardon.
Onett Katılım Mart 2013
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Haha, @RealTerrorwulf what does this remind you of?
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The dog people will know... 😎
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@Lilulicious Sometimes, it does. And Maddie makes it worse. Jk jk. She’s a cutie patootie. Thank you, my love. I am grateful for everything you’ve done for me and appreciate you eternally. What a long, strange trip it’s been. Can’t wait to see what’s next. I love you.
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Happy Birthday to my long-suffering bf @RealTerrorwulf, now well on the wrong side of 40, how does it feel, bish? It only gets worse from here.
Anyway, contrary to how this post looks I love him very much, it’s just that our house is like Thunderdome sometimes. Today it is time.
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Welp, kids, I’m off to my alma mater @calpolypomona for @RealTerrorwulf’s commencement. My irl “Sam” is testament that you can start college in your mid 30’s and graduate with your degree in cybersecurity, magna cum laude, by 41. It’s never too late!
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@Lilulicious I actually don’t think I have red. Blue, black, and purple. None any better than the others, all equally faint worthy.
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cc: @RealTerrorwulf how timely considering Maddie’s pencil mauling.
Straight edge Chino Moreno at hooters@stonexpitbull
Yeah, imagine my surprise and horror while I’m folding laundry I hear a noise and I come to check out the chewing and see all of this red shit at first.
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What a crazy 11 years it’s been, but I wouldn’t change a thing. A few things, but not the end result. I’m where I was meant to be. Thank you for everything you have done and will do. I love you eternally.
La Presidenta Lilu@Lilulicious
Today is me & @RealTerrorwulf’s 11th anniversary. A lot of my OG followers know we met through WoW Twitter in 2013. He lived in Philly, I lived here in SoCal. Circumstances led to him moving in w/me in 2015. Looks like it stuck. He is #1 best BF and good sport, and I love him.
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We’ve all been there. And if you say you haven’t, you’re a damned liar.
La Presidenta Lilu@Lilulicious
So I’m sitting here in charge of the power point for this presentation and I am not prepared for this amount of focus. I’m gonna make myself look old, I already forgot you hit escape to get out for the system tray when you’re in pp, I’m going to bring shame to my family. I’m goin
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She is the bestest birthday gift ever! Such a sweet and gentle soul, I love her so much. And thank you for this day/weekend, even if we might be swimming for our lives for half of it. 🤣😍😘
La Presidenta Lilu@Lilulicious
I almost forgot, it’s @RealTerrorwulf’s 40th birthday today, and we’re going to an @Angels game tonight (a tradition if they’re playing at home on his big day). It’s also Bella’s gotcha day, he says she’s the best birthday gift he ever had, and I agree!
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SCORE. I'm really broke now. But my excuse to go: we also hit @RealTerrorwulf's team, two birds with one stone, sorry he has to lose tho. 🤷♀️😜 - I'm excited about the Los Angeles Rams vs. Pittsburgh Steelers - SoFi Stadium, Inglewood, CA - Sun, Oct 22. ticketmaster.com/los-angeles-ra…
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And this is, of course, the difference between St. Patrick’s Day, which I do not celebrate because it also tends to mock heritage, but no one later tells the Irish-descended to go back to where they came from. I wonder what the difference is? 🤔
La Presidenta Lilu@Lilulicious
My Cinco de Mayo killjoy post: it’s not Mexican Independence Day, it’s 1 day out of the year when non-Mexicans make a mockery of the culture, and then 364 days of the year if you sport the Mexican flag of your heritage, the same people tell you to go back to where you came from.
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My Cinco de Mayo killjoy post: it’s not Mexican Independence Day, it’s 1 day out of the year when non-Mexicans make a mockery of the culture, and then 364 days of the year if you sport the Mexican flag of your heritage, the same people tell you to go back to where you came from.
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You can’t get away from this shit! The radical left pushing their gay agenda!!!1 Rainbow colors and literal rainbows! Groomers! Fucking groomers! General Mills, the MCU, and in the center? Starlord? Clearly a reference to Soros and Jewish space lasers!
/sarcasm fuck the GOP
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@Lilulicious I’m here to help any time, all the time. You complete me. You the best. I’m the goob tagalong. 😘😘
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@RealTerrorwulf Haha, love you too, hot shtuff, thank you for helping me be fabulous all day, every day. 😜😘
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@Lilulicious Happy birthday, my sweetie! Can’t wait to rock out with you tonight to Muse! Loves youuuuuu! 😘😘😍🤪
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