Tim Vine

Brighton Friday May 8th 7.30pm. Rocker ‘Brella Fella screening plus Q&A with me. Tickets here: picturehouses.com/movie-details/…

After my Skechers have been in the washing machine they now remind me of Sockett’s toes when Fenella Fielding kisses him in Carry on Screaming. #bernardbresslaw

@RockchickNelly Even more amazing, We were wearing the same watch!

@RealTimVine You're both the same height! Amazing 🤩

I got to meet Plastic Elvis again on the brilliant Harry Hill podcast. Available to watch on YouTube.

Anyone else watching Man U V Liverpool and find the crowd noise is almost completely drowning out the commentators? SKY I can’t hear them. @SkySports @skylivehq @SkySportsPL @SkySportsNews

@simononradio @PopBase Yep.

@RealTimVine @PopBase Would you do it.

Cast for ‘The Celebrity Traitors’ Season 2: Amol Rajan Bella Ramsey James Acaster James Blunt Jerry Hall Joanne McNally Joe Lycett Julie Hesmondhalgh King Kenny Leigh-Anne Maya Jama   Michael Sheen Miranda Hart Myha’la Professor Hannah Fry Richard E. Grant Rob Beckett Romesh Ranganathan Ross Kemp Sebastian Croft Sharon Rooney

Plastic Elvis at the Banstead May Fayre today.

@thricechampion May I retweet part of that?

@RealTimVine I took this vid of you majestically driving down the high street earlier today

Brighton Friday May 8th 7.30pm. Rocker ‘Brella Fella screening plus Q&A with me. Tickets here: picturehouses.com/movie-details/…

@thricechampion Ha!

Admittedly my system didn’t work. I went high offer twice and straight out. 😂

I shouldn’t let it get to me but few things annoy me more than when someone does this on The Chase.

The reason why it’s taking so long to make the next Bond film is because they’ve sat down to write it and remembered that in the last one they killed him.

Oh flip. You knew it was coming but that was quick.

What a goal that is. Come on Southampton!

@Taraminka Hi Tara, yes I have great memories of working with your Dad.

@RealTimVine Wow how have I just seen this. He was great and had the best daughter in the world (me)

I’d love to know more about the life of director Brian Penders. There is no Wikipedia for him. He directed episodes of Des O’Connor, The Two Ronnies, Top of the Pops and the Basil Brush show etc. Plus a show I hosted called Housemates. He was great company and hilarious.

You’re not wrong, and he is definitely approaching it with commitment. 😊

@Jamdesign What’s BoWI? Yes Tim has been very kind about it. I wouldn’t know how to even begin getting a National release for it so I decided to approach cinemas directly.

@RealTimVine Any chance you’ll bring it to Devon anywhere??? Only knew about it from amazing praise from Tim Key! Why didn’t it get national screening like BoWI?!!!!

Newcastle! I’ll be with you. May 7th 7.30pm Tyneside Cinema. tynesidecinema.co.uk/event/rocker-b…

I don’t know about you but when I see a bath I’m straight in it.

@alandelmonte Which part Alan?

Made the mistake of watching this Harry Hill podcast on a tube and one part made me cry laughing, great to see @RealTimVine and Plastic Elvis together. open.spotify.com/episode/14yVds…