Tobin Miller

Streaker #SBLVIII

Just got my third vaccine shot

Baby Shower Clips - Nicknames youtu.be/itPcE8MNXIU via @YouTube

I'm still working on my COVID toilet paper stash

Whenever someone says "Here's the bottom line", i'm like why the hell didn't we start with that, why did we just use half an hour talking about lines above the bottom line?

Has anyone told Ariana Grande that 34 plus 35 is 69?

2021 is already off to a great start. Greta Thunberg just turned 18!

If you’re doing a puzzle and you don’t go for the edges first, you are a psychopath.

There is nothing more selfish than a hand written card.

80% of dollars have traces of cocaine on them. 80% of bitcoin have traces of silk on them.

If your password has an "&" symbol in it, you are unhackable.

If your password's special character isn't an exclamation point, you are a psychopath

Covid-19 Vaccines to Be Stored Secretly Under Tight Security. Later: What happened to the vaccines? Security guard: they hung themselves

The worst part of getting catfished is getting home and immediately going back on Tinder.

If you aren’t on Chatroulette right now you aren’t quarantining properly.

Two wrongs don't make a right, which is why I always make sure to do at least 12 wrongs. After 12 wrongs, you are crystal clear with your intentions.

I remember being 7 and thinking I was old.

@yeshyeshyall For 9.99 you can purchase the missing pieces!

My girlfriend asked me what John Wick was about. I told her the story line doesn’t matter.