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@RealTweetofMe
Gay, Jewish, דתי, Zionist. Lover of music and politics. 🔞 Moots: Will delete quote tweets of you on request. He/Him Hornpression Priv: @FakeTweetofMe
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And I choose standard time, bro, it’s in the tweet.
𝔚𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 🇺🇸@WillBlackGaming
@RealTweetofMe It's either that it's light out really late or really early. Which is worse? "muh kids" It'll be dark when they're going to school or leaving school. Either way they'll have to deal with dark. It's time to choose
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Gays take my advice: have at least one bestie be a butch.
They have killer jokes, know the best dive bars, and none of your "yikes" exes will ever contact you again because she will ensure that is the case.
Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters
I’m a butch lesbian. My wife is a femme lesbian. Men always try to talk to her and it makes me so jealous. Talk to ME. She’s not even enjoying you, bro. She’s so bored by you. I love Jackass and Quentin Tarantino movies. Stop bothering her and let’s go to Buffalo Wild Wings.
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@Vibutler_ Having two flower names is hawwwwwt
As a non-moot is that like a 5/10? Lower?
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Can we just have the Primary already? I promise nobody will be mad if we just skip to whoever wins.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡@PollTracker2024
Detroit News/Glengariff poll | 7/8-7/11 LV US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 Black Democratic primary voters 🟦Haley Stevens 67% 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 21% — White Democratic primary voters 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 51% 🟦Haley Stevens 39%
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@arcanedonovan wtf donnie I thought we meant something to each other
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@RealTweetofMe Yeahhhhh it has been a while lmao u disappeared from my tl for so long idk why 💔💔💔💔
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We should be eliminating DST not Standard Time. It's annoying that we're keeping the garbage one around because Florida demands it be the case for business reasons. It's stupid.
Breaking911@Breaking911
BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.
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@RealTweetofMe I don’t like it when it only gets dark at 11 pm. This is so stupid
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"Puttin' the gigglegoo in the flumperty flap!"
esahc@49eerfc
we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW
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@JasperQLee I was surprise attacked by a boiled egg once. I sympathise.
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After being ambushed by a cake, I now believe it might actually be true that Boris Johnson was ambushed by a cake.
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@randomu34 @AllStarP_ Seeing how nuts he's gone over I/P I can tell. He wasn't that obsessed initially but it's aggressively his one thing now.
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@RespectableCon Just be happy you weren't really paying attention through it I suppose.
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