What The Duck

@oliviakrolczyk_ Depends. She like clams casino?

This is not a flex.

I realize people are not taking me seriously enough when I say that I am not the same person after Charlie’s death. I will not suffer fools, I will not suffer liars, and I will not suffer dishonorable strippers. Attached please find the once-confidential agreement between me and Kim Klacik, before she violated that agreement by lying about our court case. I would like to draw your attention specifically to contract term 3— clause which prevented me from ordering a transcript of the deposition which was interrupted when Kim Klacik began hysterically crying and folded. The subsequent exhibits will demonstrate why. We were in contact with fellow strippers as well as conversations with drug dealers discussing Kim Klacik’s alleged usage. Kim Klacik’s stage name was September. In the coming days her colleagues, (who are infinitely more honest than her), will be speaking out with more undeniable information about who @kimKBaltimore actually is. You will note that Kim Klacik was allegedly ordering a “pick me up” during the time that she was campaigning to clean up the streets of Baltimore. Kim folded in her deposition because we asked her about her dealer. This is exactly what happened. I do not lie because I do not need to lie. Enjoy your evening reading. 🧵 Part 1

@DallasStars What level is the butt fucking? Asking for a friend.

Y’ALL means ALL 💚 We can't wait to celebrate Pride Night next Tuesday! Arrive early for our annual Pride Happy Hour and to receive a pair of Stars-branded Pride socks. MORE INFO: bit.ly/StarsPride26

@LangmanVince Getting a different vibe

They have to be gay, right? 🤔😂

@Jesii_ca_M Fat chicks are the DEVIL!

Whyyy??

@Mappy6984 Do her from behind and you won't notice.

It's like covering rust spots on a truck with paint

@alphafox Sure. Just keep one hand on your wallet!

Would you ever date a women from Israel?

@TrumpsHurricane Quality inbreeding there!

Somalis in Minnesota demand reparations for what the community went through with ICE What is your Response to this ??

@CNN Too bad they weren't there too!

A week before Thursday's attack on a Michigan synagogue, the suspect's two brothers and two of their children were killed in an Israeli airstrike in Lebanon, the mayor of the Lebanese village where they lived told CNN. cnn.it/4b9LQHA

@TMZ Kid has the "Don't Eat Me!!" face!

Meghan Markle surprises patients at Children's Hospital in Los Angeles 💖 tmz.me/LaluL8n

@EdKrassen @GretaThunberg Retard abuse should be a crime

BREAKING: @GretaThunberg just eviscerated "the pedophile" Donald Trump and warned the world about what he's doing in Cuba. "As the Trump administration is waging illegitimate wars across the world, killing countless people, it is also strangling the Cuban people, deliberately, methodically and openly. The pedophile Trump, himself, bragged about it… He said it like it was something to be proud of."

@Alinavisooo Tits for free!

what is the first word that comes to mind

@alphafox The single mother salsa.

What do you call women who do this? 🤨

@Jesii_ca_M Counter offer: Terms are agreeable but you have to do butt stuff.

I will only marry a man who: - Takes care of my parents like his own - Purely Vlrgin - Who pays my bills - 6'2 perfect height - Not more than 79 kg in weight - Knows cooking - Earn good money - Doesn't use social media - Has no female friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Deletes her past completely - Never gets angry - Calm and "understanding" 24×7 Where can I find him, or if anyone here, let me know?

@BInterface @BrianAtlas Bro...

@RealWhatTheDuck @BrianAtlas That's not makeup though.

Can we please not normalize men wearing makeup…

@CNN The goat fucking shall resume!

The first message from Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, has been read out on Iranian state TV. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4rsiqcA

@ClownWorld That's a guy that "likes" watching other dudes fuck his wife!

@HenMazzig Oh nooo....terrorists target shitty actors.....oh nooo

BREAKING: The 2026 Oscars are on high alert after the FBI warned of a potential “surprise attack” from the regime in Iran. Law enforcement in California has been alerted to threats that could involve drones, sleeper cells or lone actors.

@KeithOlbermann Rachel! You keep missing the cue cards. Over here Rachel!

OIL VAULTS $100/GALLON TODAY and everybody around him is trying to find an off-ramp and shove him down it yet Trump thinks he's Ike after D-Day Is Trump in a fugue state about Iran? Does he realize this is real life? IN THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/3dmzrx39