nick

@t_ryvers it’s that time again

its about high time we put the dice in the sky and let em fly

emo hours activate 😎

@yourfriendliam you haff to be kidding

my friend liam told me “some sharks can walk on land” and I said “you haff to be kidding”

👈🏼😗👈🏼 👉🏼😗👉🏼

my vocal coach yelled at me and said “how bad do you want to sing at festivals!” and I said “coach hella”

there’s no way rise of skywalker is the real name of the new episode

all I got is a white ferrari and vitamin D deficiency

where does the sidewalk end

damn lil b is still awake so I can’t go to bed yet

feeling like a swedish ø

✊🏼🥶✊🏼 🤟🏼🥵🖖🏼

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 😞😞😞 😞 😞　😞 👇 😞😞 👇 　 😞　😞 　 😞　 😞 　 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of disappointed face

nobody: charmin bears: i fucking love wiping my ass

@avaterrelll i’m trying but I can’t find the road i’ve been driving around for hours

no joke the best place to pick up chicks is the QFC in stanwood

@avaterrelll really? just got out of surgery and you’re demanding things

my mail lady had a sex change call that post male

@Jessica01858452 yeah, but I only pay my staff .01% of my income

@Real_Canonical Do you need a manager?