KOT’s Chief Guest

I know one day I'll look back at the progress I made here and just laugh at myself for sure. Dropping a post and getting 2 impressions for an entire day is something that can crush one's soul😂

When a man ignores you, he’s focused on his mission. When a woman ignores you, she’s already entertaining a guy. Men disappear to level up. Women disappear to replace you. Correct me if I'm wrong.

@Janel5gu Unataka tuseme nni apart from kujuliana hali na kama utakuja mechi au la? what's more to talk about really

Unanikatia nakupea namba tunaingia WhatsApp then Boom!!! Relationship inaisha ju kila siku Ni hi, hey! Umeamkaje? Umeshindaje? Shinda poa....lala poa 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

@Iam_kuria1 The idea of "there's someone better" has driven many people into delusion making it hard to commit

SOCIAL MEDIA RUINED DATING!!!

@lawrencekitema @omwambaKE what happened to his account ?

Guess who is back! Welcome back @omwambaKE. Happy to see you back—let’s do it like nothing ever happened.

@Geo_Kivs Both of you mlikuwa tu mnataka kukulana with zero attachment, zero accountability 😂

Dating a mature girlfriend is a gift bro, imagine mnaachana alafu bado mnakulana with no strings attached 😂

@omwoyos42 ongezea stock tupitie zabe tuzichangamkie

Can't wait for Elon's pay niongeze stock huku😂 Tomorrow is tomorrow

@L0rna_li Mi nakula tu story hapa timeline

Unemployed,what are you guys taking for supper?

@GeniusOb8832 Wacha nikule hii crisp nilalishe.. meanwhile tuguze handle guys

Mnakula nn supper? Be honest I will buy for 2people

@ColoKhaly wengine wanataka wafuatwe hadi dms🤦

Ukileta uceleb mm nakunfollow roho safi after 48hrs,,,,Real G tuinuane,,,Msee akikuguzia just use common sense uguze back

@Kimathi_One tuguzane guys before tulalishe

Mimi ata ukiwa na zero followers I always follow back. Tuguziane before the day ends.

@kericho_Baddie I suppose you have your boyfriend's number on your dial pad right?

I really need someone rn to touch my boobs , waist then insert without asking for permission 💋🥺 I'm all naked rn in my bed 🤤

@onjolo_kenya @Entr_dawood The real definition of passion there

@Entr_dawood Wewe nawe ni mzii

Nikipatana na tweets za smallwig na sielewi content naengage na kucheka😀 By 11am simu yangu inakuaga kwa powerbank. Nafinya replies hadi kidole inachoka😀🤣

I've always gone out of my way to make people feel appreciated. Lately, I've realized how much it hurts when that same thoughtfulness is rarely returned. Not because I'm keeping score. Just because everyone wants to feel thought of too.

@Tonia_tr1 Very bad behavior from those self proclaimed celebs

Stop unfollowing people who followed you📍📍📍

@heiscollo Wacha passion itangulie kwanza.. pesa itafuata baadae😝

These are my verified analytics for the last 7 days, we tweet for passion not for money.

@FabrizioRomano Dude was homesick I suppose.. that's why he ran back to Spain

🚨👋🏼 Marc Cucurella on leaving Chelsea for Real Madrid: “For me and my family it was an opportunity we couldn’t refuse, and I’m very happy with the decision we made”. “When you’re a kid, you dream of playing for big teams, and I think Real Madrid is one of them”, told El Mundo.

@Haky49501827 There are those friends who'll get too comfortable and turn your place into theirs. That's the fear of wanting to host someone. In normal circumstances it shouldn't be more than a month if this friend is looking for a job.

How many days should you host a friend after they request to crash in your place???

@pastortoxic_ Uko na potential boiz.. weka badge ya uncle Elon

Naeza Eka badge ama Jana anatupa mahindi😂

@Plugyaseku__ done ✅

@Real_Ducho Fb

Tuko poa shule mum, kusoma tu. Hata saa hii nafanya assignment

@exceleunnah254 @wak2433 correct ✅

Unpopular opinion: in this economy, a lot of men aren’t avoiding dating… they’re avoiding wasting money on dates that don’t lead anywhere. Bills never stop, so spending has to make sense now.