Funny Jokes

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home is where you can look ugly & enjoy it

i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body

@ZIB_OFF My life described in a picture. #ziboff #perfecttiming

Right in the kisser. ziboff.com/story/3610/rig… #zib #ziboff #perfecttiming

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

i'm actually really sweet until you annoy me

Everyone thinks i’m overdramatic when i’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THATS overdramatic

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i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

The Wisdom Of Chairman Dog. ziboff.com/story/3374/the… #zib #ziboff

My little confession. ziboff.com/story/3428/my-… #ziboff #zib #bfvsgf

I have this habit of not being able to control my facial expressions when someone says something stupid or annoying.

I dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

Magical Toad. ziboff.com/story/3283/mag… #zib #ziboff #thathigh

never give up on your dreams keep sleeping

I accept apologies in the form of cupcakes, cash or vodka.

I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me.

Father of the year. ziboff.com/story/3250/fat… #zib #ziboff #funny #parentfail

I am not a smart man. ziboff.com/story/3173/i-a… #zib #ziboff #facepalm