Magellan

Why yes, thank you for asking. I am an adult and did only eat a pound of brussel sprout chips for my meals today

New Friday night drinking game.. #IDefendFergieBecause?

I think Dante’s first ring of hell is an eternity of eating only not toasted bagels. Now imagine you’re on a ship all the time with no toaster because you’re not trying to #die because the ocean is a basically a big bathtub and a toaster is suicide. I’m in #BagelHell

PSA: no coat check at @Benihana. Feeling personally victimized

Finished reading @exlarson's Dead Wake - Thank GOD that is Science Fiction and couldn't happen to my ship in real life! #Scary #BoatsAboveWaterOnly #WhatsGermany #HolyRomanEmpire

Knee deep in a citrus slumber #NoScurvy2018

I heard someone yell fire... Lol no fire alarms on a boat #JumpIn #StopDropAndRollTide

The sea is dangerous and its storms terrible, but these obstacles have never been sufficient reason to remain ashore…#MagellanMonday #SeaOfWisdom

I've circumnavigated this world and what I know to be true is that man only THINKS he owns this earth. No man has the right to steal what they do not own. I stand with those protecting #BearsEarsNationalMonument & the #GrandStaircaseEscalante

I’m not apologizing... this is the 2nd year @justinbieber song Sorry has been on my @Spotify year playlist #sorrynotsorry

At the gates of heaven all I want is to find out how much time I wasted in life untangling iPhone headphones

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.' #burnnnn #MagellanMonday

@zuli_jr I hear you boys are on tour. I’m circumnavigating the world too. We should meet up if we are in the same port #BandOfBrothers #ohfm

I have seen the shadow of the Earth on the moon, and I have more faith in the shadow than in the church #burnnnnnn #MagellanMonday

I had a dream I was banished to Davy Jones Locker... Confirmed, Delilah from late night radio plays on loop in hell #nightmare

Michelle and I are thinking of the victims of today's attack in NYC and everyone who keeps us safe. New Yorkers are as tough as they come.

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.' #UnsolvedMysteries #MagellanMonday

Caught myself singing guilty pleasures in the shower this morning @didoofficial wave that White Flag girl! 🎤 I will go down with this ship 🎶

I’m going for no here twitter.com/i/moments/9187…