Real Parliament

We take on @FcSahara in the Mickey Mouse league known as Nisa Nation, this Sunday 2pm at Sparky Adams See you there!

We open our 2023 campaign with a bye

Two major announcements : 1) Are you ready? Because we are! Catch us in action next year when we apply to the @OfficialBDSL 2) This account is tweeting just to ensure it’s more active than it’s assumed talent equal, @rnyfcofficial

Ok for real now, 99% sure we’re applying for the 2023 season. Probably don’t believe us, I get it. But you watch, the time has finally arrived Team rules 1. Show up 2. Go to bar 3. Laugh at bar about memories created during our lopsided win an hour ago

Who do we send in our application to @OfficialBDSL?

Time to trash our purchased jerseys again since our established date keeps changing, but it’s looking like 2022 will be the year. Thoughts: 1. Super league placement will be a mistake 2. We will enter Tehel Cup, nothing less 3. Thoughts 1 & 2 can change at a moments notice

What’s another year at this point?

@EvelDick @lynnCaldwell62 @MelissaHelm4 For the record, ED is right about the fact that Derrick should have finished 3rd that year but Derrick’s game play was the best that season bar none. Kind of like how Eric Stein finished 5th in season 8 but was the best player that season followed by Danielle Donato

@EvelDick @lynnCaldwell62 @MelissaHelm4 If he’s one of the most overrated ever if under that theory he would have come in third, then aren’t you easily the most overrated ever for likely coming in 9th if America’s Player didn’t exist?

Derrick was boring as fuck. Kaycee didn't jump in any time there was "going to be a fight" and squash it, like Sgt. Porkchop did. He was a fucking snooze, way more than her. At least she was a competitor

Ehhh maybe we’ll join in 2021

@losbrad50 @tfthomas @NYS_Basketball West Genny looks miles better than Falls 🤔

@tfthomas @NYS_Basketball West Gennessee lost to henniger ...falls beat henniger by 30 hmmmmm

The first ever comprehensive New York State Rankings have been released by NewYorkStateBasketball.com

@RampartFC Watch it Rampart. We’ll be seeing you this summer in the Fictitious Fixture league of champions

@FC_Parliament Painfully corny

We did not apply this year; figured we would do everyone a solid in Division 1. As it turns out in hindsight, it was always gonna be 2020...

@OfficialBDSL 🤔

Big thanks to all who came out last night for the January meeting. Next month all Team Applications are due. Looking forward to seeing all the teams for 2019 then.

We lose 5-4. GG to those Sharpshooters

#3 Springfield Isotopes tied with #2 @_Sharpshooters 3-3 with 12' to play in the @SportsplexWNY Men's A semifinal game

Back on track this week with a 4-2 win over South Park Cows (2-2). We improve to 4-1-0 this session, which we think is probably good enough for a playoff birth

Springfield Isotopes (3-1) suffer our first setback losing to @_Sharpshooters 6-4. Unacceptable from us. How are we supposed to dominate D1 with results like this?

Isotopes race out to a 3-0 start in Men's A at @SportsplexWNY, winning 5-4 over "Shooters" (0-3) - a collection of what appears to be mostly Wolfpack and Celtic United players. GG to them.

Men's A Game 2 of the session in the books, and us Springfield Isotopes defeat @WestSideFC_BDSL 8-1 to move to 2-0-0.