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@KerenKBitto That was hilarious 😂

😭😭😭😭😭Ahhh God My Goodness please run to the A and E o I had a cousin who once swallowed Udara seed, that’s how three days later he started complaining of stomach pain and the family thought it was normal, went to hospital, nothing was wrong, but he stomach started getting bigger, then one day a small green shoot started coming out of his navel. That’s how they had to take him to the village and plant him in the soil and now he is an udara tree😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔😩🥺😞.

@HELLLLHOOOOLE Lol… you mean now it’s time to convince it to drink without throwing you off, #right?

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

@BuddyNoLove Right?! It’s like they built Outlook in 2003 and forgot to update the search engine since. I swear half the time I’m just guessing which folder my email is in.

The search function in Outlook might be some of Microsoft’s worst work. My God its unbelievably bad.

Respect and loyalty aren't defined by gender. You can't demand commitment without demonstrating it. The real issue is people seeking benefits without the discipline.

@thenihiin Roast and eat it.

Please what should i do?

A relationship becomes draining when one partner is already done, but instead of being honest, they start treating the other person poorly to make them leave first.

@sley_Xk Facts. People sleep on doggy like it’s optional when really it’s the foundation. Miss the basics, miss the love.

lack of collapsed doggy is one of the major causes of many failed relationships

@zealUdoette Facts. Nothing kills potential like being broke. Rings and weddings don’t pay bills or build empires.

Girl you should be more scared of being poor than being unmarried…

@LuthandoFuze Facts. Holding onto someone else’s regret just chains you to their actions. Healing is yours to claim, not theirs to grant.

Do not tie your healing to the hope that someone is gonna regret what they did to you.

@ashleyhollis_ Bro… that’s the ultimate sad flex. Imagine going through all that heartbreak, awkwardness, and hope… for nothing. At least you get to tell your grandkids, ‘I was almost famous…

Imagine leaving your job as one of these men on the bachelorette and your season doesn’t even get aired. You don’t get any followers, can’t launch a career or nothing 😭

@_falsi1ke Facts. Ambition attracts ambition. When you’re around people building, learning, and leveling up, trying doesn’t look weak …. it looks necessary.

Stay around ambitious men. They'll never mock you for trying.

@AB84 Bruh, some people are just out here with the cheat codes of biology.

How do these married couples go absolutely no protection every single day and still avoid pregnancy? What aren’t they telling us? 😭

@sheilatebra This hit me … Real care isn’t in policies, it’s in the quiet drawers and the small acts nobody notices. That nurse didn’t just feed a kid, she planted a seed that grew into a life giving back. That’s the kind of legacy you don’t see on paper.

Anonymous I’m a school nurse. We have a rule. Kids without lunch money get a cold cheese sandwich. Nothing else. It’s policy. This boy came in one Wednesday. Sixth grader. Stomach pain he said. I’ve been doing this twenty years. I know real stomach pain and I know hunger. “When did you last eat?” He looked at the floor. “Yesterday lunch.” Sent him to the cafeteria with a note. Told them to give him a full hot meal. Pasta. Salad. Milk. The works. Cafeteria lady looked at my note. Looked at me. Gave him the tray without a word. He ate like he hadn’t seen food in days. Probably hadn’t. Came back to my office after. “Am I in trouble?” “For what?” “For eating.” “That’s what food is for.” Started keeping granola bars, peanut butter crackers, juice boxes in my bottom drawer. For kids who come in with headaches that are really hunger. Stomachaches that are really empty. I’m not supposed to. Technically against policy. Don’t care. Told my principal once. She looked at me for a long moment..... Opened her desk drawer. Showed me her stash. Crackers. Fruit snacks. Applesauce. “What drawer?” she said. We never spoke of it again. That sixth grader is in high school now. Came to find me last spring. “I just wanted you to know I’m okay. And that I remembered. I always will.” He volunteers at a food bank on weekends. Has since he was thirteen. Best granola bars I ever bought.

@tii_bag Imagine thinking your vibe is so powerful HR should have a psychic hotline just to read your mind … lol. Gen Z out here rewriting the employee handbook one ghosting at a time.

This gen z coworker of mine did not show up for work for 4 days and when HR reached out he just said, "I'm never coming back and I didn't have to give a notice,you should have noticed 2 weeks ago that I was about to quit

@OluchyyRaregem It’s a coping mechanism.

why do men smile when everything is about to fall apart? 🥺

@enjoyer_liberty People love turning messy personal choices into viral morality tales. Some lessons are learned privately, but online, it’s always easier to hit ‘post’ than own your mistakes.

Knew a girl in college who started her degree at 28. Married w/ 2 kids. But she wanted the “full college experience.” Partied every weekend, fraternities etc. Obviously she cheated on her husband. Then lost custody of the kids. Now she posts about how awful men are on Facebook.

@1realgadafi Brooo, I feel that energy. That mindset alone is already putting you ahead of 90% of people. This year isn’t ready for you

My confidence is so high, I still believe this year is my year. I feel it every day..this year has a lot of blessings in store for me.

@papiwontmiss This is pure genius. I’m crying and laughing at the same time. Imagine solving life’s problems with logic like this 😂😂

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

@destiny_ndlovu Let him find out himself

My colleague says his wife doesn’t fight anymore, doesn’t complain, and forgives him for everything. Should I tell him what that means🤔🤣or should I let him find out for himself?

I want you, I want all of you. I want you when you're happy, and when you're sad. I want to wake up next to you every morning and fall asleep with you every night. I want to stare at the stars with you and talk for hours about everything you've ever dreamed of doing. I want to travel around the world with your hand in mine, and i want to experience everything this life has to offer with you. but most of all, I want you, and I want us. Forever.