Mrs. Snarky Pants

I’ve been busy getting a divorce, becoming a grandmother and trying to reach Tik Tok fame that I haven’t been sharing my wit with Twitter. My apologies to the three of you who read my tweets.

@MrPeanut @KevinHart4real

Tag a celeb you want to roast me 🧐#MadeToBeRoasted

I might be alone here, but I don't think anyone has the right to force their religious beliefs on anyone else. Who agrees with me? ✋

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

Amber Turd’s PR team working overtime and still thinking they’re so brilliant they can fool anyone. What are the odds of identical tweets from 3 different accounts. #JOHNNYDEPPWINS #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardIsASurvivor

I'm sorry but your high metabolism makes it difficult for us to be friends.

That awkward moment when you tell your SO you had a dream about him and he automatically assumes it was a sex dream. And you're like, "No, dude, I murdered you." #TrueStory

Switching from episodes of The Office to the movie, An Officer And A Gentleman because going from laughing to tearing up is just one of the ways I relax. #thuglife

@TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie It's like the old joke goes, how do you know when #AmberHeard is lying? Because her mouth moves...

@SueBB_71 @TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie #truth

.@savannahguthrie sat down for an exclusive conversation with #AmberHeard. "You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair,” Heard shared, in reference to social media representation.

Just a practical tip, but definitely not legal advice, if a court of law ever finds you are liable after being accused of making defamatory statements you shouldn’t continue to make those statements once you leave the courthouse. Especially on national television. #amberheard

Things have been confirmed for me about #AmberHeard 1. #AmberHeardIsALiar 2. #AmberHeardlsAnAbuser 3. Amber Heard’s supporters are delusional. Her "supporters" literally do not bring up a single reason for why they support her or watched the actual trial. #AmberHeard

If I could I would personally thank Judge Penny Azcarate for allowing cameras in that courtroom. Everyday it becomes clear just how necessary that was. #AmberHeardIsALiar #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser

We’ve all gotten a lesson in gaslighting. This woman doesn’t stop. She is truly evil. #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardIsALiar #AmberHeardlsApsychopath #JohnnyDeppGotJustice #JohnnyDeppGotJustice

“You cannot tell me that you think this has been fair,” says Amber Heard. Um, yes, we can. #AmberHeardlsALiar #JohnnyDeppGotJustice #TruthWins

Gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, intersex: you are all equally smiteable in My eyes. #PrideMonth

I like how babies can just poop and eat at the same time and not give a fuck about your judgment.

In my America Trump would be in jail Kaepernick would be in the NFL Rittenhouse would be in jail Floyd would be alive Garland would be on SCOTUS Assault Rifles would be banned Roe Vs Wade would remain settled law Critical Race Theory would be taught in all schools Yours?