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@ReallyNiceDerek
Former undefeated semi pro boxer (now fat). The Man in charge of #HMFC Twitter.
Katılım Ağustos 2016
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@laurenwills21 If you drive half as much as you used to then you will ultimately save money 🧠
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£50 for half a tank of diesel and I used to be able to fill the tank for just over £60 🤢
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@honestm4tty I do have a long reach. 7k followers on X (formerly Twitter), 28k subscribers on YouTube, 96k followers on Chapsnat.
I could get in touch with @J_Ennis within 2 hours if I needed to.
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@ReallyNiceDerek You are a boxer🤣🤣🤣 You'll get a shock when you encounter football violence!!!
All I'm gunna say is you better have a long fucking reach because when those invisible barriers are put up I become an animal
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Doing things like this is such a bad idea. You could go up against some innocent looking fella who is gorgeous (I’m talking about me) and then it could turn out he’s a former semi pro champion boxer (talking about me again) with power in both hands (again, me).
Be careful.
Honestm4tty 🏴@honestm4tty
Any Blackburn fans want to meet up and stand 20 yards apart from one another and do that thing were you stand in a loose boxing stance bounce backwards and forwards a couple of foot shouting insults at one another? I am well up for it 🔥🔥🔥
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@Ginger_Tucci Algorithms are nuts these days. So weird seeing this on the timeline when my birthday is actually in August too.
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The photos don’t do it justice, but it’s one of my all time favourite dinner spots in Glasgow. If you haven’t been…. Go. Have the lamb. Have the oysters. Have the martini. You won’t regret it.
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@harperwyntr Not us Harps I’d prefer to just remain mates if that’s ok?
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@PullingThePunch @EFCevie How did you know? Who is this GRASS that keeps giving my info away?
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@ReallyNiceDerek @EFCevie Isn't your birthday in August?
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@PhilR2025 @Queenie_2312 I’ve got a daughter of my own now Phil so I wouldn’t make jokes like that anymore.
Or would I?!?!!!!
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Guys please watch this video of some little cretins on the Elizabeth line.
I don’t know if this is recent or old but I would have had time for that little curly Sue
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@clo_miller98 You’re going to think I’m stalking you 😂😂😂 but my birthday is in August as well.
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The answer is they all won the British Middleweight Title at a younger age than "The youngest ever British Middleweight Champion EVER George Liddard"
Tokkerū@ATokkers5
What do Tommy Milligan, Len Harvey, Randolph Turpin, Terry Downes, Johnny Pritchett, Mark Rowe, Bunny Sterling, Tony Sibson, Mark Kaylor, Johnny Sullivan, Pat McAteer, and Billy Joe Saunders all have in common?
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liking oasis knowing all members are horrible human beings
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how it feels to enjoy something while accepting that it's objectively garbage
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@GraemeBandeira Nice one mate. I think you’re the only person who likes those 5 pints. No one else has discussed this before. Usually the one after I’ve just left the men’s only “sauna” and I need to wash the shame down. That goes down a TREAT lad. I’ll have a think about the rest.
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My top five favourite pints:
1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺
2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺
3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺
4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺
5. Train pint or can 🍺
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@cinemakiwis He’s an arrogant loser. Never been in a fight in his life but he always talks down to people when he’s interviewing them. Don’t worry though, he gets put in his place. Watch until the end. 👍
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Used to work with her. She was a little star. 🌟
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧 @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 @rickygervais @vittorioangelon @screenrotpod @RosieJonesModel @Kathbum
Emmie@emmie__92
Opened an email this morning from someone called Twinkle. Fucking Twinkle 😂😂 unreal
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@theglamchop EXACTLY. Call him Cankered Leerily, will tear him to pieces.
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@laloulabelle That’s much more like it! See how a little bit of #constructive criticism can help you?
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