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Everyone, listen to Ghost Hands by The Music!!!!

@alelliott88 Well you said “who can guess”, not “who can correctly guess”, so I’ve done my part.

@ReallyNiceDerek This is who I thought it would be and I'm amazed it isn't

Who can guess who my all-time most listened to artist on Spotify is

@CelticNoah @xmmelissa_x Noah fence pal, but I’m a hugely significant figure on here and my words can make or break careers. So (several thousand people) do in fact care (give a fuck) who I like and dislike. And you have sadly fallen into the dislike category.

@ReallyNiceDerek @xmmelissa_x did anyone ask for your input? I can assure you, no one gives a fuck who you like and dislike😂😂

Whatever the outcome tomorrow nothing changes the status of this man - pulled us out of a blackhole this season. The ultimate gaffer, an absolute hero and forever a Celtic legend 🍀

@proscot4indy Amazing. Welcome onboard the #Hearts title express 🚂

@ReallyNiceDerek Yes, that last comment had convinced me 😬

All you Dons fans wanting Hearts to win the league would do well to remember all the Hearts fans salivating and gloating at the thought of us going down

@AVERAGEJOE33 Looking after a 6 year old is so dumb. Every Tate podcast and wildlife documentary I’ve ever watched reinforces that a child needs reared until it is 18 months (male) or 2 years (female) and then left to their own devices.

Just chatted to my 6 year old while putting her to bed. Made me think, if you can't fall asleep, what do you think about to try and drift off?

@CelticFC Boo! Hiss! IDIOTS!! Fannies!!!!

🏠 #CELHEA | #CelticFC🍀

@nicolemcn_97 2 points. 1. My birthday is in August too. 2. Have you found true love yet? And are you aware you now just have 1 (one) year to do so.

29 today, come on the Celtic on Saturday🍀 make it a good one plsss 🎈

@honestm4tty This looks like an Irish lawyer woman who used to be on here posting videos of herself every day talking to Adam Catterall and his mate and even they would ignore her.

Boxing twitter did it first!!!

@james_page26 @ellapritchardx Hi James. It’s neither positive nor a subjective outlook. It’s a statement backed by years of scientific research. Fortunately, I found true love at 29 so I am only too aware of how close I came to failing.

@ReallyNiceDerek @ellapritchardx Nice positive outlook there derek

I think I’ve truly given up on the idea of love. Maybe a bit premature cos I’m only 31 but I think I’m done with it now actually

@Weldy43 My social media manager asks that I don’t give that information away in order to protect the IP (intellectual property) of the “Everyone, listen to…” posts, which are becoming a HUGE success.

@ReallyNiceDerek Why?

Everyone, listen to Time For Heroes by The Libertines!!!!

@queenofaerobics Did you know his dead brother is not actually dead in real life? They used a living actor, to play a dead guy, who didn’t convey that he was actually dead until the very end 🤯🤯 Talk about method acting.

Just watching this. Has anyone ever seen it?

@meh_musings @mickyfagan67 I just like to be as horrible as I can to people. Both online and offline.

@ReallyNiceDerek @mickyfagan67 Hi Derek. Why would you do that? What do you get out of it? I’m genuinely curious as to what happened in your life to make you turn as nasty and bitter as this?

Fair play to Colin Chisholm. It took a lot of balls to go on that pitch and sing the song he wrote and produced about the mighty Hibs. A great reaction from the hearts fans as well.

OMG I nearly forgot. Coming up now…

@JimmyJungas Yeh. Well I want him to win by 2 (two) goals to 1 (one). You jerk!!!!

I want to see Derek McInnes in tears on Saturday. I want to see him humiliated, in the depths of despair, and utterly broken both as a football manager and as a human being.

@meh_musings @mickyfagan67 The only reason I wasn’t very nice about Beaton is because I don’t like him based on the decision he made and therefore don’t wish him well. Hope that clears things up.

@mickyfagan67 @ReallyNiceDerek Derek has drowned in his own tears