Zahra Ali

Getting married to a DJ means I’ll never hear the end of a song ever again.

Next Monday March 9th at 7:15pm in The Main Room see @MermaidComedyHr x Facial Recognition Comedy Women’s History Month show ft. Sasheer Zamata, @asabrinawu @PallaviGunalan @FizaaDosani @ReallyZahra @valerie_tosi @kariassad & more! Get Tickets at hollywoodimprov.com

Is blasting Sean Paul's "We Be Burnin'" insensitive or hilarious at this time? Asking for a friend 🫢

We’re back this Tuesday 6/18 at 8pm at @TheComedyStore !! Show info: showclix.com/event/recognit…

Statement from Melania Trump supporting her beloved husband:

#BREAKING: LA County has declared a state of emergency to get vital supplies and resources to locals faster during the storm. cbsnews.com/losangeles/new…

Y’all better come!!!

Y’all better come to this!!!

@katrinasivad I can’t wait to use this someday.

I waved at a mean teen in the mall because I thought she was my friend and when she got closer she was like “Why are you waving, loser?” And I said “Oh sorry, you look 28.”

South Asians back @TheComedyStore! Oct 19th at 8pm with a killer liner up! get your tickets now! showclix.com/event/recognit…

@YatesComedy There it is 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@ReallyZahra It’s a real floppy disc situation

Last update Mitch McConnell had was Windows 98

Saw Oppenheimer on IMAX last night. Good movie. But was it worth the $50 and holding it in for 3 hours? No.

@PicturesFoIder Stocks I should’ve bought in 2023

What would you search?

It seems like the whole point of the new season of And Just Like That… was to flame the dumpster fire the series has become. We’re all just masochists holding onto this series hoping the SATC franchise will redeem itself.

I had a sitcom I created about my life. I was not the highest paid actor. I was not the highest paid writer. The show was named after me. People ask why I haven’t done created another show. Sometimes I get close but then remember how I was treated and I stick to stand-up.

@redheadheidi Yes, sometimes it’s the only thing you have energy for.

i do wanna cuddle tho we cuddling in our mid 30’s ? lemme know

Of all the annoying billionaires to sink in a submarine, they couldn’t take one of the Kardashians down there?

There’s nothing like a looming deadline that will send me down a gluttonous binge of memes and viral SNL clips.

As a woman in her thirties, I feel really out of place at parties now. I went to a wild house party over the weekend. The guys were already passed out on the floor and the girls were running around topless. They were also all under the age of 2.