ReasonsWhyI'mSingle

Daily tuna salad sandwich is signature scent.

A man smiled at me on the sidewalk. #TheresAFirstTimeForEverything

While some may prefer stilettos for the butt lifting properties, I prefer New Balance's for even weight distribution and blister prevention

The only kind of lay I get is barbecue flavored

Greasy hair shows off my sparkle ✨

@SahinTheAwesome another reason why I'm single 😘

I kiss my dog more than I kiss men.

When I need a plus one

Today someone asked me if I wear clothes without elastic. That was the second time this week. #RWIS

Me when a boy looks in my direction

You see me up in da club like #RWIS

I only go on dates for the free burrito bowl. Yes I want guac.

Shaved for the first time since SB2K15

Conversation starter: "You look a lot like my dad"

Instead of going out, stay home and watch documentaries #RWIS