Reb Stevenson

If you think finding two matching adult sized socks is challenging, you should try locating a pair of toddler socks. There are some overachieving sock-goblins working that angle. #parenting

@DaveSFoley They’ve already invaded…

Hey UFO invasion, any time now, please.

I have a journalism degree. In journalism school, we failed our assignments if we didn’t report both sides of a story and use credible sources. We did not fabricate information in the mainstream media. The term “fake news” is a terrible insult to every journalist I’ve known.

#tomhanks #COVID2019 #CoronavirusPandemic

Outlander Season 5 Spoiler: Jamie’s in tartan hammer pants, Claire’s rocking a Mary Steenburgen look and the theme song has a soupçon of C+C Music Factory. The stones have gone early ‘90s, baby!! #outlander #outlanderseason5 #OutlanderS5

I finally have the credentials to read The Idle Parent by @idler ! I had the pleasure of meeting the author in Italy just before my little Rose appeared. Maybe the pilgrimage to the Madonna del Parto painting worked some magic...or maybe it was the freaking expensive IVF.

Some of the proudest moments in my life: being elected high school valedictorian, getting my own travel column in the Toronto Star, giving birth and, just now, using up the second half of an onion before it turned to mush in the fridge. 💪🏻

Some people refer to it as a pantry, but I prefer to call it a “Cracker Museum.”

Violence! Family feuds! Zombies! It’s all playing out tonight on Game of Thrones....and every day in Costco’s parking lot. #got

Ain’t she tweet?

Super Wolf Blood Moon is my favourite classic rock cover band. #SuperBloodWolfMoon

This morning I awoke, trembling, drowned in a pool of perspiration, having relived my life’s most gruelling test once again: remembering my high school locker combo. I failed.

Starbucks should be renamed “Old Mother Hubbard’s.” Every time you order a sandwich, the cupboard is bare.

Listening to @RocketFMLewes online from Nanaimo, Canada with my new baby! She wishes she could be in the children’s procession! #lewes #LewesBonfire

Heard a billionaire is giving away free money down the street. Unfortunately puppy fell asleep on my feet. Can’t possibly move.

Exactly three years ago, I was walking the 100 mile Cotswold Way by myself - by far the most solitary experience of my life. It was surreal to be removed from life’s hustle and bustle or, rather, more real than anything.

@MotionDan @billyreid ‘Tis true. When he’s not dressing up as a silly bus driver in pink slippers, he’s stitching chic tweed suits in the basement.

Didn’t know @billyreid got into the fashion business. @RebStevenson

NASA scientists think ‘Gravity’ is the worst, most inaccurate space movie ever made. ‘Spaceballs’ fans vindicated. @MelBrooks

@brewerslewes You may love him in isolation but I can only associate The Brewers with Slough. Sorry. That IS a compliment though. 😘

@brewerslewes Congrats...although you’re a bit of a traitor for using the American Office in that GIF. British Office foreva!