Rebecca 🪷

@goodgirljuliee Two different versions of flat in two different locations An it’s early and mom is having coffee flat and an I’m at the vet being flat so they don’t notice me flat

Today is a great day … for being flate

"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers." Let me fix that for you. "Children being raped at detention centers." There you go.

@Bannef_ She craves the snuggly cave

Usually she’s an above-blanket cat, but today she wanted to explore.

Girl who was told she was a perfect chunk Ignore the HIPAA violation on screen

Girl who doesn’t know she’s is going to the vet in an hour to get chunk shamed and a pedicure

@SamAndSamNdSam This is very valid

I no it’s 3:30 am but have your considered that I am a SAM

@Olliebeanpix My kitties do a deep sigh at the words “you gotta move momma has to pee”

@RebeccaNotMsLay Im knowing, whot an bade moma

Pouting beacose moma kick me out her lap for "hafta go pee"

@irohthecat You are center of the universe

mother why

@snekblaster She thought so

@RebeccaNotMsLay (Sounds completely valid)

I’m running a little late because I had to sit around and make up songs to sing to orchid while making her little feet dance

@oranglilboi1 Foolishness

What the funk is this?!

@maplethetortie It makes funny noises

ya um. i scared of waching mashine

@snekblaster She got!

@RebeccaNotMsLay Gib to her.

Mother I see you have the banana pudding —orchid

@marbledacat @RGibsongirl She mocks your health

PISTANGY (i sneezet and momb laughed at the me)

@snekblaster @poppy_and_co Whoa she must really love you

@poppy_and_co Ok well mine has gireoff in it and my the granny made it just for me on her sewwy manchine.

How ime sneep knowing that the granny made an speshul spot for me on couch. #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #catsofx #cats

@marbledacat Whoa it really shows off your stripes

look at , mine Tale :) so flunffy like an callipittar

Where did that red dot go??—Zek

@maplethetortie Wilds baseless accusations

@RebeccaNotMsLay YA I DONUT NO ? i never done befour in my lief

no i wasnt eating the plant.